Time reports that a 19-year-old named “Bud Weisser” was arrested on Thursday for allegedly trespassing on a private area of the St. Louis Budweiser brewery. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Okay, media, did anyone fact check this? This sounds… Read More ›
Month: December 2015
3 New Campaign Slogans We Propose For Donald Trump’s Campaign
“Making America great again, and by ‘great’ I mean action-packed like in saloons in western movies where any drunk person could carry a gun wherever they go.” “Trump knows it’s impossible to keep a bad guy from getting a gun…. Read More ›
Walking Dead Fan Bites Show Star At Convention
CNN reports that a female Walking Dead fan has bit show star Norman Reedus at a “Walker Stalker” convention. Reportedly he won’t be pressing charges, but asks fans to not bite him. Ms. Bitey has been banned from future conventions…. Read More ›
3 Reasons To Be Happy Canadian Dollar Has Fallen To 11-Year Low
Bloomberg reports that due to declining oil prices, the Canadian dollar has fallen to an eleven year low, with one “Loonie” valued at 74.08 U.S. cents. Canadian band Nickelback will be forced to rename itself 3.702-Pennies-Back. Canada doesn’t even use… Read More ›
Report: Verizon Will Consider Buying Yahoo!
Forbes reports that Verizon “Will look at” buying Yahoo!, according to Verizon’s CFO. The company recently bought AOL. Since we’re all about helping corporations, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose For Verizon We didn’t get to party like it… Read More ›
Report: Porsche To Mass Produce Electric Sports Car
USA Today reports that Porsche has plans to mass produce an electric sports car. The car will have 600 horsepower. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Since Volkswagen owns Porsche, will this put engineers who alter emission readings out… Read More ›
Stolen U.S. Credit Cards Worth As Low As $5 On Black Market
Yahoo Finance reports that stolen U.S. credit card information is worth as little as $5 on the black market. 3 Theories We Have As To Why Getting busted by police after video released online of “Guy fraudulently buying a Happy… Read More ›
Guinness Beer Plans A Vegan Version… So What Animal Product Is In It, You Ask?
CNN reports that Guinness plans on eliminating an ingredient used to filter yeast from its beer brewed in Ireland. It won’t be removing the ingredient from Guinness brewed in about 50 other countries. The ingredient: fish bladder. Since we are… Read More ›
Finally A Car With A Moose Alert!
Yahoo Finance reports that the Swedish-carmaker-owned-by-a-Chinese-Company, Volvo has introduced a car that warns you if there is a moose on the road. Here are three more alerts we’d like to see… Someone-actually-bought-a-Volvo-in-the-2010s alert. If someone is driving the IKEA of… Read More ›
Mark Zuckerberg Pledges To Give 99% Of Facebook Stock To Charity… And Why It Makes The People Who Drive You Crazy On Facebook Awesome.
Hooray! CNN reports Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg has pledged to give away stock currently valued at $45 billion to charity. 3 Ironic Things From This Story People who don’t understand how capitalism works and write “Stop putting ads in MY Facebook”… Read More ›
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