CNN reports that apparently people on the internet and Donald Trump are angry that a seasonal Starbucks coffee cup doesn’t say “Merry Christmas.” 3 Observations About This Story If you are angry about something so trivial, you are probably drinking… Read More ›
Month: November 2015
Target Will Be Open On Thanksgiving; Staples To Remain Closed
CNN reports for the second year in a row, Target will open at 6:00 p.m. on Thanksgiving. Other retailers, like Staples have elected to remain closed. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Staples is closed? Really? Is there anyone… Read More ›
Trump SNL: Where Were The Jokes?
Donald Trump hosted Saturday Night Live last night. As we wrote yesterday, Trump reportedly asked the show to cut some risqué jokes that may offend Iowa voters. So what we got were a bunch of sketches that seemed like Trump… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For SNL After Trump Rejects Skits For Iowa Voters
CNN reports that Donald Trump has rejected some skits for tonight’s SNL episode he will be hosting because they are too risqué for Iowa voters. Here are 3 slogans we propose for the show: SNL: We Don’t Want To Risk… Read More ›
Google To Scan Gmail Emails and Suggest Replies… We Have Some Replies We’d Like To See…
CNN reports that a new Gmail feature will scan emails and suggest replies, because let’s face it, you’re too lazy to have it any other way. 3 Optional Gmail Responses We’d Like To See To The Question: “What do you… Read More ›
Twitter Replaces Stars With Hearts
Twitter has apparently replaced “favourites” symbolized by stars with “likes” symbolized by hearts. All we can say is: it’s about time, and now here are: 3 More Ways For Twitter To Copy Facebook and Facebook-Owned-Instagram Stop showing us every tweet… Read More ›
KFC Opens All You Can Eat Restaurant In Osaka, Japan
Yahoo reports that KFC has opened an all-you-can eat restaurant in Osaka, Japan. For about $19, you can eat all the chicken and sides you want for up to 90 minutes. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Can we… Read More ›
3 New Slogans We Propose For Volkswagen Brands In Light Of 2nd Emission Potential Scandal
Global News reports that the U.S. EPA has stated that more Volkswagen vehicles, including Porsches and Audis contained software allegedly designed to deceive emission tests. Since we are all about helping corporations, here are 3 new slogans we propose for… Read More ›
Blackberry Releases “Priv” Android Phone… We Suggest 3 Slogans For It.
The Canadian Press reports that Blackberry has released its first Android phone called the “Priv.” So it’s sorta an Android phone with a slide-out keyboard on the bottom. “Priv” is reportedly short for “Privilege” and “Privacy.” Since we’re all about… Read More ›
Asking Price For World Series Tickets Reached Record High Yesterday
CNBC reported before yesterday’s Mets-Royals game that at an average asking price of $1437.19, the price of tickets to see a World Series game in New York reached a record high. 3 Observations That Arise From This Story So that’s… Read More ›
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