CNN reports that Donald Trump commented on Hillary Clinton’s new hairdo, calling it massive. 3 Slogans We Propose For The Donald Trump Campaign Making America Great Again, By Insulting Everyone. Making America Great Again By Not Returning To Decades When… Read More ›
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Trump SNL: Where Were The Jokes?
Donald Trump hosted Saturday Night Live last night. As we wrote yesterday, Trump reportedly asked the show to cut some risqué jokes that may offend Iowa voters. So what we got were a bunch of sketches that seemed like Trump… Read More ›
Google To Scan Gmail Emails and Suggest Replies… We Have Some Replies We’d Like To See…
CNN reports that a new Gmail feature will scan emails and suggest replies, because let’s face it, you’re too lazy to have it any other way. 3 Optional Gmail Responses We’d Like To See To The Question: “What do you… Read More ›
Twitter Replaces Stars With Hearts
Twitter has apparently replaced “favourites” symbolized by stars with “likes” symbolized by hearts. All we can say is: it’s about time, and now here are: 3 More Ways For Twitter To Copy Facebook and Facebook-Owned-Instagram Stop showing us every tweet… Read More ›
3 More T-Shirt Slogans We Suggest For Company Suing Jenners
Yesterday, we wrote about a clothing company called “Island Company” suing PacSun and Kylie and Kendall Jenner because one of the Jenner PacSun tees allegedly violated Island Company’s trademark. To refresh your memory here is Island Company’s reported trademark: “Quit… Read More ›
3 Slogans For Amazon As It Eliminates Fake Reviews
Yesterday we wrote about Amazon eliminating fake reviews… as we are all about helping companies here are 3 slogans we propose for Amazon. Amazon: We’re Not Yelp. So Don’t Look For Fake Restaurant Reviews Here, No Matter How Hungry You Are…. Read More ›
Amazon Suing Sellers Of Fake Reviews
CNN reports that Amazon is suing 1,000 sellers of fake positive reviews. Some “reviewers” apparently accepted empty envelopes with Amazon shipping labels from sellers to meet the “verified seller” requirement. 3 Reviews We’ve Written For Amazon “Love how you’re driving… Read More ›
Playboy To Stop Printing Nudity… We Propose Three Slogans For The New Magazine
CNN reports that Playboy, with a circulation of 800,000 will soon drop nude images from its magazine, to compete with other magazines like GQ and Esquire. Since we’re all about helping companies, here our 3 slogans we have for the… Read More ›
Steve Ballmer Discloses 4% Stake In Twitter
Bloomberg reports that former Microsoft CEO has disclosed he has bought a 4% stake in Twitter. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Is Steve Ballmer even capable of delivering 140 character messages? From his long barking sales pitches back… Read More ›
You Didn’t Get The Memo: UFOs Exist According To Alleged FBI Memo
Yahoo reports that Japanese UFO researchers have found an FBI memo saying that several three-feet tall aliens flew a saucer to New Mexico, where it crashed as New Mexican radar apparently disrupts flying saucers. 3 Questions That Arise From This… Read More ›
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