The Toronto Sun reports that an Ottawa man, who was throwing a Game Of Thrones party pre-ordered 9 gyros from a local restaurant. The store’s owner repeated confirmed “90,” to the man who thought he was saying “9,” which just goes to… Read More ›
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Cat More Rock N’ Roll Than Hall & Oates
ABC News reports that a cat leaped three stories from a burning building and was “fine” as “cats almost always fall to their feet.” This can all be seen on a video by clicking here. 3 Questions That Arise From This… Read More ›
Breaking!* Dog Summonsed To Jury Duty. Does This Mean Dogs May Decide Whether You Are Guilty (Of Clicking On Too Many Dog Stories)?
Yahoo reports that due to a clerical error, a New Jersey German Shepherd was summonsed for jury duty. The dog’s name is IV Griner, and the owner’s name is Barrett Griner IV. The Summons just said “IV Griner” because of… Read More ›
3 More Smileys We Want To See On Facebook Messenger
The New York Times reports that Facebook will require users who use its mobile messaging app on their Facebook App to download a separate mobile messaging app. One of the benefits of the new messenger app is more elaborate smileys…… Read More ›
Just In Time For Prom Season, the KFC Drumstick Corsage!
We talk a fair bit about Yum! Brands here and the increasingly over-the-top food items they offer through their KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut brands. Through these articles, we thought we imagined every conceivable food permutation in our comedic… Read More ›
Man Allegedly Pulls Train Alarm After Boarding Wrong Train
The Local reports that a man in France who boarded the wrong train allegedly chose a poor solution to his dilemma: pull an emergency alarm to bring the train to a grinding halt. Which delayed 20 trains, including his own… Read More ›
Now That Rob Ford Is Selling Bobble Heads… Here’s 3 More Merch Items We’d Like To See
The National Post reports that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is selling bobble heads and other merchandise including key chains and coffee mugs to raise money for his re-election campaign. Included in the collection of “Robbie Bobbies” are “Football Tie Rob”… Read More ›
Um, As Long As You Don’t Use That Debit Card At Stores, Restaurants, Or On The Internet, It Should Be Very Useful To You
USA Today published a piece online today entitled “4 places you should not swipe your debit card.” The article looks at places your card may be at risk of being placed in a data skimmer installed by criminals or other… Read More ›
Dog Chases Commuter Train Through Two NYC Boroughs
ABC News reports that a dog chased a New York City train all the way from the Bronx to Harlem. Police rescued the collie-Shepherd cross. 3 Worse Places A Dog Could Chase Something In NYC 1. Through two boroughs of… Read More ›
Breaking: How You May Be Able To Deal With The Airline Lime Shortage Crisis
CNN reported yesterday* that some airlines are cutting service of limes with your drinks, replacing them with lemons, as the price of limes has skyrocketed from $22 to $100 a box. 3 Ways You Can Potentially Deal With This Situation… Read More ›
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