New York Magazine reports that a recent study indicates that worrying about stuff could be a sign of intelligence. 3 New Things To Worry About 1. How are any future studies every gonna get done now? What smart person is… Read More ›
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Stop Reading This And Pay Attention To Your Work, Especially If You Waited Until Monday To Read This
Five Thirty Eight reports that a recent study indicates that Mondays are the most likely day to get a non-fatal injury at work. 3 Solutions We Propose To This Problem 1. Not showing up for work still drunk from NFL… Read More ›
Coke To Stop Sponsorship of American Idol
CNBC reports Coca-Cola is ending its 13-year sponsorship of American Idol. 3 Observations From This Story 1. This is great news for American Idol, because people who read this news story now know that American Idol is still a thing…. Read More ›
Unlucky Lucky Lottery Winner.
The Toronto Sun reports that a lottery ticket, worth a million dollars, purchased almost a year ago is about to expire worthless if nobody claims it near the one-year deadline. 3 Reasons We Think Someone Has Not Cashed The Ticket… Read More ›
Expert Suggests Gossiping At Work, But Doesn’t Seem To Understand What Gossip Is
Yahoo reports that an employment law expert advises that gossip in the workplace is a good idea. From the article: “The key…is avoiding petty gossip, like ‘Did you hear the IT guy dumped his girlfriend?’ and instead focus on the… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Trendy Bar Located In Former Public Restaurant
Kentish Towner reports that a new bar in Britain has opened in a former underground public restroom. The bar’s name is “Ladies and Gentlemen.” We’re not certain if it has a slogan, but here are 3 we propose. 1. “Yes,… Read More ›
Denny’s Confuses Itself With Las Vegas Nightclub
CNBC reports that a Denny’s in New York is serving a $300 breakfast meal for two that includes a bottle of champagne. 3 More Items We’d Like To See At Denny’s (Based On Real Denny’s Menu Items) 1. Philly Cheesesteak… Read More ›
Voice Activated Airplanes. Hopefully Better Than Ford SYNC.
CNN reports that new technology being developed will allow commercial airline pilots to use voice activation, similar to Siri, to tell the plane what to do. 3 Commands We’d Like To See Pilots Give To Voice Activation 1. “Find me… Read More ›
Crime Fighting Robots.
CNBC reports that a silicon valley company has developed a crime-fighting, 300 pound robot, that can predict crime using its ability to see, hear, feel, and smell. The robot will patrol places like mall parking lots. 3 Questions That Arise… Read More ›
You Thought Your Boss Was Giving You A Hard Time… Flight Attendant Removed From Plane For Improperly Serving Nuts.
Fox News reports that a vice-president of Korean Airlines, who also happens to be the daughter of the CEO of the airline, caused a disruption on a plane about to depart from JFK Airport. Specifically, she allegedly ordered a flight… Read More ›
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