Gawker reports that a man who was declared by an Ohio court to be “dead” after disappearing, is in fact alive! Great news! Except for the man who went to Court, which refused to declare him “not-dead” because Ohio has… Read More ›
Politics
Does It Take A Coffee Company To Get The Tea Party To Get Its Act Together?
CNBC reports that Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz has spoken with over half of the members of the 30 companies used to calculate the Dow Jones Industrial average, and they are all “disgusted” with the government shutdown situation. By mid-morning today,… Read More ›
3 Questions That Arise From The Continuing Government Shut Down
1. On CNN’s Erin Burnett Outfront last night, Republican Congressman Mark Sanford stated that if furloughed employees receive back pay, as voted for in a House bill, they will essentially be getting a free vacation while the government is shut… Read More ›
Ted Cruz Was Born In Canada – What Would The Hart Foundation Say?
We were surprised to learn by watching last night’s SNL Weekend Update that Senator Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, a.k.a. the land of universal healthcare and Bret “The Hitman” Hart. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story… Read More ›
If China Has Capitalism, It Has Demanded A Toilet Themed Restaurant!
AOL reports that a toilet-themed restaurant has opened in China, where guests sit on chairs resembling toilets, and eat items including soft serve ice cream out of toilet-shaped bowls. 3 More Ideas For Restaurants We Wonder If We’ll Get To… Read More ›
Digging Up A Pet Cemetery By The Hotel That Inspired The Shining? What Could Possibly Go Wrong!
USA Today reports that the hotel that inspired the Shining is planning on digging up and relocating a pet cemetery on the premises to make way for a wedding and corporate retreat pavilion. Fortunately, if you are thinking about staying… Read More ›
If Mr. T Was At This Party, Would He Pity Those Without Health Insurance?
The U.S. is staring down a potential government shut down as House Republicans have not passed a budget resolution that the Senate is prepared to approve. As we wrote yesterday, the House and Senate Tea Party Caucuses represent people from… Read More ›
After The Clinton Years Of S Club Parties, You Knew T Club Parties Were Next, Right?
CNBC has published lists of the ten richest and poorest states in America based on median household income in 2012. In other news, Reuters reports that the Republicans of U.S. House of Representatives reject a Senate vote to prevent a… Read More ›
iPhone 5S Fingerprint Reader Reportedly Will Not Work With Severed Fingers, Just Like Congress Will Not Work With Republicans Severed Into Groups Of Tea-Partiers And Everyone Else.
As the iPhone 5S is currently being sold in parts of the world where it is September 20, 2013, future owners in North America may be able to sleep soundly tonight knowing (smart) thieves will not try to steal their… Read More ›
In Honor Of The Family Living Like It’s 1986, We’re Writing Like It’s 1986!
Yesterday we wrote about a Canadian family that has decided to forego modern technology and fashions to live like it’s 1986 until sometime next year. In honor of this bold move, we are going to blog write this article on… Read More ›
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