It’s just a few days until Cyber Monday! Here are some deals we’d like to see: Free roast for anyone who follows Donald Trump on Twitter.* Make a donation to Ben Carson, and he’ll make one of his crazy ideas… Read More ›
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3 Last Minute Republican Black Friday Sales
10% off next book written by Ted Cruz for every donation made to his campaign by midnight.* Free carbon emissions in exchange for putting any Republican candidate’s bumper sticker on the back of your SUV or pick-up.** Buy one get… Read More ›
3 Black Friday Republican Candidate Sales We’d Like To See
Buy one candidate via a Super PAC, get one free.* 50% off Chris Christie. (via a post-Thanksgiving meal weight loss plan). Free Night At Any Trump Casino If You Wear “Make America Great Again” Cap in busy streets.** *free candidate… Read More ›
CNN: “Trump talks Clinton’s ‘massive’ new hairdo”
CNN reports that Donald Trump commented on Hillary Clinton’s new hairdo, calling it massive. 3 Slogans We Propose For The Donald Trump Campaign Making America Great Again, By Insulting Everyone. Making America Great Again By Not Returning To Decades When… Read More ›
3 Observations About Starbucks Red Coffee Cup
CNN reports that apparently people on the internet and Donald Trump are angry that a seasonal Starbucks coffee cup doesn’t say “Merry Christmas.” 3 Observations About This Story If you are angry about something so trivial, you are probably drinking… Read More ›
Trump SNL: Where Were The Jokes?
Donald Trump hosted Saturday Night Live last night. As we wrote yesterday, Trump reportedly asked the show to cut some risqué jokes that may offend Iowa voters. So what we got were a bunch of sketches that seemed like Trump… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For SNL After Trump Rejects Skits For Iowa Voters
CNN reports that Donald Trump has rejected some skits for tonight’s SNL episode he will be hosting because they are too risqué for Iowa voters. Here are 3 slogans we propose for the show: SNL: We Don’t Want To Risk… Read More ›
Republicans Refuse To Participate In NBC Debate Because They Didn’t Like CNBC Debate Questions
CNN reports that the GOP has “suspended” its next NBC debate because it did not like the questions asked during Wednesday’s sister channel, CNBC debate. Complaints included they didn’t like alleged “gotcha”and mean-spirited questions. 3 Questions That Arise From This… Read More ›
Chris Christie In Non-Newsworthy Train Car Mix-Up
CNN reports that Chris Christie boarded the “Quiet Car” of an Amtrak train, where loud conversations and cell phone conversations are no-nos. Upon being told of the situation by the conductor, the former Governor left the car, and according to… Read More ›
Dr. Ben Carson Raises Over $30 Million, Bernie Sanders Raises More Than Any Republican At $41.2 Million.
Yahoo Finance reports that Hillary Clinton leads all Presidential candidates in known donations received at over $75 Million. Bernie Sanders was second, and Dr. Ben Carson had a surprising $30 million. 3 Lessons Learned From This Story Americans will give… Read More ›
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