Yesterday, we wrote about “manspreading,” the act of men taking up multiple public transit chairs by sitting with their legs spread apart. There are campaigns out there to try to end this practice, but we have some more slogans of… Read More ›
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Men Claim Medical Issues Require Them To Sit With Their Legs Spread Wide Open On Subways
Yahoo reports that “manspreading,” the act of a man sitting on a subway seat with his legs spread far apart, taking up two seats, is an epidemic being dealt with in campaigns across North America. A group of protestors claim… Read More ›
Okay, What Were You So Busy Doing, That You Couldn’t Pick Up That Suit Of Armor At Baggage Claim?
Yesterday we wrote about an Alabama Store called “Unclaimed Baggage Center” where you can buy items like suits of armor that people never claimed from airport baggage claim carousels. 3 Explanations As To Why Someone Wouldn’t Pick Up A Suit… Read More ›
Store Sells Forgettable Stuff.
PRI reports that if you don’t claim your airline baggage, it, and any contents, eventually wind up in an Alabama store called “Unclaimed Baggage Center.” Some of the items include… “…a full set of armor, Scottish kilts and musical instruments… Read More ›
Just In Time For Real News Story Of 2014: Monkey Performs CPR on Other Monkey.
The Toronto Sun reports that in India a monkey was knocked unconscious after touching live wires at a train station. Another monkey successfully revived the unconscious monkey by using maneuvers that looked like CPR. All of this was apparently captured… Read More ›
Pretend Note From Airplane Baby In Goody Bag Pleases The World. Here Are More Notes We’d Like To See!
USA Today reports that a couple handed out a goody bag to people sitting near them (and their baby) on a flight. The bag included ear plugs and a note, jokingly apologizing in advance, as if the baby wrote the… Read More ›
Wondering What To Do With Unwanted Holiday Gifts? CNBC Has Valuable Information.
On December 26, 2014, CNBC wrote a piece entitled “6 stores with the worst return policies for gifts.” Included on the list were stores that… gasp… required receipts to prove that the item was bought at the store. Interestingly, American… Read More ›
It’s About Time Car Companies Started Marketing Towards Children!
Yahoo Finance reports that major automakers are marketing cars to children who are too young to drive. This quote from a Ford executive in the article best sums up the situation: “‘Today, children of all ages are integral in household… Read More ›
Time To Rate Regulators’ Potential Settlement With A Ratings Agency
Yahoo Finance reports that Standard & Poor’s Ratings Services is nearing a settlement with regulators over how it rated mortgage-backed security bonds before the financial melt-down. You know, those securities that almost took down the global economy because some of… Read More ›
What Is This “Boxing Day” Canadians Are Talking About?
Happy Boxing Day, world! “Huh?” those of you outside Canada say, “What’s that?” 3 Easy Facts To Help You Understand The Difference Between Boxing Day And Black Friday 1. Boxing Day is Canada’s “Black Friday.” Except it’s the day after Christmas,… Read More ›
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