Whole Foods Market issued a press release in which its Executive Vice-President of Operations, David Lannon said: “We are looking forward to deepening our connections with customers and saying ‘thank you’ and ‘we love you’ during this special Love Fest… Read More ›
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CBC: Conservative Party Of Canada Won’t Answer Whether It Buys Facebook Likes
CBC reports that it reached out to all four major political parties in Canada, asking whether they buy Facebook likes, and the Liberals, Greens, and NDP said they do not buy Facebook likes. When the CBC asked the Conservative Party… Read More ›
Breaking: Anderson Cooper Showing Wear Moderators Will Sit In Tomorrow’s GOP Debate!
Anderson Cooper just did a segment showing where specific CNN reporters will be sitting at tomorrow night’s GOP debate. 3 Reasons CNN must think this is “news.” Everyone wants to know where Dana Bash is going to sit. By, everyone,… Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose For National Geographic
Yesterday we wrote about manmade-climate-change-non-believer Rupert Murdoch’s 21st Century Fox buying National Geographic… here are 3 more slogans we propose for the magazine. National Geographic: The “National” part refers to Rupert Murdoch’s home, Australia. You know, the country that just… Read More ›
National Geographic + Rupert Murdoch = What Could Go Wrong? ;0
The Washington Post reports that man-made climate change denier, Rupert Murdoch’s company 21st Century Fox has taken a controlling interest in National Geographic. Here are 3 slogans we propose for National Geographic given the change. National Geographic: Controlled By 21st… Read More ›
Trump Has Enough Energy To Declare Another Candidate Is “Low Energy.”
CNN reports that Donald Trump has called fellow Republican party candidate Dr. Ben Carson: “low energy.” 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Are Trump insult writers becoming “low energy” by recycling insults? This is the same insult Trump used… Read More ›
Facebook Doesn’t Recognize Face Of Star Employee
Business Insider reports that Facebook employee #8, Matt Jacobson, who deals with Hollywood big-wigs and wears suits and ties often gets stopped by security at Facebook headquarters. The reason: his suit and tie make him look like a visitor, rather… Read More ›
Finally, A Harry Potter-Themed Bar, Because What Could Go Wrong With Drunk Wizards?
Yahoo reports that a Harry Potter-themed bar called the Lockhart has opened in Toronto. And spoiler alert: it contains plenty of obscure Harry Potter references. Since we’re all about helping small business, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For The… Read More ›
12 Year-Old Girl Gets Higher Score Than Einstein and Hawking on IQ Test
The Guardian reports that a 12-year-old Indian girl scored 162 points on a Mensa IQ test, 2 points higher than the scores achieved by Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Do you always get… Read More ›
Canadian Federal Candidate (Now Ex-Candidate) Caught Peeing In A Homeowner’s Cup By Security Camera
CBC reports that “Peegate” has “flooded” social media after a (now former) candidate for Member of Parliament for the Conservative Party of Canada in Toronto was allegedly caught peeing into a homeowner’s cup. Jerry Bance, a service technician was reportedly… Read More ›
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