Yahoo reports that Twitter has secured the rights to ten 2016 NFL Thursday Night Football games. Since we’re all about helping social media, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose For Twitter Twitter: the perfect place to view the NFL… Read More ›
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We Deliver 3 New Slogans To FedEx
The Wall Street Journal reports that some retailers are blaming FedEx for delay of holiday packages. FedEx reportedly acknowledges they have “unforeseen volume” from some customers. Since we are all about helping business, here are 3 new slogans we propose… Read More ›
Minnesota Vikings Lead NFL In Arrests Over The Past 5 Years… We Have Theories As To Why…
According to the Bleacher report, every NFL team has had at least one player arrested over the past five years. Some of the most arrested were: Vikings: 18 arrests Broncos: 16 arrests Colts: 13 arrests Buccaneers: 13 arrests 3 Explanations… Read More ›
3 Solutions We Propose To Help Retired NFL Players Avoid Bankruptcy
Yahoo reports that a study indicates that one in 6 retired NFL players file for bankruptcy within 12 years of retirement. We have three suggestions to possibly avoid this. 1. Never retire! Do you really want a new generation of… Read More ›
Seattle Seahawks Pull Stunning Comeback Against Green Bay Packers.
Yesterday, at half-time we very accurately predicted that half-time was the right time to make light of the Seattle Seahawks, as they were being shut out, and waiting to make fun of them could have resulted in a joke upset…. Read More ›
Stop Reading This And Pay Attention To Your Work, Especially If You Waited Until Monday To Read This
Five Thirty Eight reports that a recent study indicates that Mondays are the most likely day to get a non-fatal injury at work. 3 Solutions We Propose To This Problem 1. Not showing up for work still drunk from NFL… Read More ›
3 Songs We’d Like To See Weird Al Sing At A Superbowl Half Time Show
Yahoo News Digest reports that a petition to have Weird Al Yankovic perform during the 2015 Superbowl Half-Time Show has already received over 74,000 signatures. Here are some song titles we’d like to see him sing: 1. California Knows How… Read More ›
Incomplete Pass Of Football Stuffed With Heroin Doesn’t Fool Prison Guards
Reuters reports that a Michigan man has been accused of attempting to throw a normal-looking football stuffed with heroin, cell phones, and cell phone chargers into a prison. 3 Worse Things To Throw Into Prison Stuffed Into A Football 1…. Read More ›
Maybe Planning A Major Sports Event In A Frigid Winterwonderland Was Not The Best Idea
The Bleacher Report reports that the resale value of Super Bowl tickets are falling as game day approaches. From the article: “As of Jan. 27, the cheapest ticket listed on NFL Ticket Exchange (the league’s official resale site) was $1,592. …… Read More ›
Our Prayers Are Finally Answered With News About How Many Of You Are Praying At Sporting Events.
USA Today reports that a recent poll found that half of Americans believe that supernatural forces influence the Super Bowl. Also according to the poll, 26% of those surveyed have prayed to God to help their team. This seems like a… Read More ›
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