Yesterday, we wrote about the fact that Triple Crown winner “American Pharoah” has a misspelled name. Here are 3 reactions we’d expect from horses. 1. “At least he has a name. *sigh*” – A Horse With No Name, from the… Read More ›
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Fox Votes American Idol Off The Air
Fox announced that after 15 years, American Idol will end in 2016, Here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For The Final Season of American Idol 1. “American Idol: The First Person Who Can Tweet The Name Of A Current Judge… Read More ›
HBO Issues Cease And Desist Letter To Bar Showing Game of Thrones
Yahoo Finance reports that a Brooklyn bar ended two years of showing HBO’s Game of Thrones after being issued a cease-and-desist letter. 3 Related Cease-And-Desist Letters We’d Like To See 1. Dear Furious 7 viewers – please cease and desist… Read More ›
Engineering Students Say Bass Puts Out Fires
CNN reports that engineering students at George Mason University in Virginia have created a fire extinguisher that uses sound waves, specifically bass, to successfully put out fires. You can watch a video demonstration by clicking here. As we are all… Read More ›
American Express Looks Like It Will Have A Sad Valentine’s Day
Yahoo Finance reports that American Express, which will be dumped by American Costco stores, will also be dropped by JetBlue. 3 Valentines We’ve Written For American Express 1. Be my Valentine… for a $450 annual fee. 2. You are the… Read More ›
Lying Embedded Just Like Brian Williams Did
Yahoo News Digest reports that NBC News Anchor Brian Williams has been suspended for sixth months after after admitting a story he told while embedded with American troops was untrue. 3 More Things We Wonder If Brian Williams Will Lie… Read More ›
Not Exactly Done Milking This Story.
Over the past few days we wrote about a Cadbury Spokesperson stating that Cadbury’s British Easter Creme Eggs will be made of something that is “not exactly dairy milk.“ Even 3 More Things We Consider To Be “Not Exactly Dairy… Read More ›
Coke To Stop Sponsorship of American Idol
CNBC reports Coca-Cola is ending its 13-year sponsorship of American Idol. 3 Observations From This Story 1. This is great news for American Idol, because people who read this news story now know that American Idol is still a thing…. Read More ›
Rolling Stone Names That Free U2 Album You Complained About “Album Of The Year”
CNN reports that Rolling Stone has selected U2’s “Songs of Innocence” as the best album of 2014. You may also recognize the album as the one Apple gave away for free by putting the album on everyone’s iPhone. (Sort of… we… Read More ›
3 More Ways To Make Major League Baseball Games Shorter
Yesterday, we wrote about MLB’s plans to test new methods to shorten games, and provided our own suggestions. Here are 3 more of our own: 1. Shorten Lyrics To “Take Me Out To The Ball Game.” For example, delete the line… Read More ›
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