The LA Times reports in a video that can be seen here that 1,000 dolphins stampeded near a whale-watching boat near Dana’s Point, California. 3 Worse Things Than Seeing 1,000 Dolphins On Your Dream Whale-Watching Trip 1. Not seeing any… Read More ›
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Treasury Can Mint Trillion Dollar Coin To Solve All Of America’s Problems… Except Trillion Dollar Coins Getting Stuck In Vending Machines, When All You Want Is A Bottle Of Filtered Water
Fox News reports that although extremely unlikely, the U.S. Treasury Department could in theory, mint a one-trillion dollar coin to pay off U.S. debt if the debt ceiling issue is not resolved in a timely manner. 3 Worse Uses Of… Read More ›
Woman Apparently Is Prepared To Get Tattoo Of Monkey Found Hanging Out At IKEA
Earlier this week we wrote about a well-clad real monkey found milling about a Toronto IKEA store. According to the Huffington Post, a woman posted a photo of herself with a stencil of the IKEA monkey on her body, which… Read More ›
We Are Writing About The First Story We Find On The CNBC Web Site Today!
Dum-dee-doo… Let’s see what CNBC is reporting as its lead story today… which we will then have to write a comedy article about, regardless of how dry or boring the topic may be. And the current lead story is entitled:… Read More ›
Austalians With Bad Fake Accents Fool British Hospital Staff Into Thinking The Queen Was Calling, Because Security Precuations And Call Display Haven’t Been Invented In The U.K.
The Telegraph reports that two radio personalities from Australia were able to successfully call Kate Middleton’s nurse at a British hospital to get an update on her status by impersonating Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Charles… very badly… you can… Read More ›
Drunk Elephant Rampage.
The Times Of India reports that in an Indian town called West Midnamore, a herd of 50 elephants were drawn out of a forest after smelling the strong smell of an alcoholic drink called Mahua. The elephants raided a shop,… Read More ›
41% Of Adults Aged 25-29 Live Or Have Recently Lived With Their Parents
The New York Times reports that a Pew report indicates 41% of late 20-somethings have recently lived at home with their parents. 3 More Embarrassing Places To Live At Age 25-29 1. With your mother, who is attracted to the… Read More ›
Scientific Study Concludes Full Moon Not Tied To “Crazy” Behavior
The Toronto Star reports that a team of researchers led by a professor from a school of psychology spent several years monitoring emergency room patients to determine whether a full moon causes anxiety attacks or other psychological issues. From the article:… Read More ›
Bleach Company States The Consumer Is Coming Back! We’re Sure They Don’t Need All That Bleach For Anything Suspicious!
CNBC reports that Clorox, makers of products including bleach, has stated that the U.S. consumer is starting to turn around. Hopefully, if it’s to buy bleach, it’s not to copy the criminals in Ben Affleck’s movie the Town, or the… Read More ›
Disney Acquires Almost Every Other Hero It Didn’t Acquire Through Marvel
Engadget reports that Disney (owner of your favorite Marvel superheroes) has acquired Lucasfilm Ltd., including the rights to Star Wars and Indiana Jones. According to the report, Disney plans to release a Star Wars film every two to three years…. Read More ›
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