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We Have 3 Dumber Shopping Names Than “Super Saturday” and “Cyber Monday”
Yahoo Finance reports that according to Foursquare data, “Super Saturday,” the first day after Black Friday is actually the U.S. biggest shopping day of the year. So to make it clear, Super Saturday is better than Black Friday and Cyber… Read More ›
Finally, Urban Outfitters Will Sell Pizza!
Complex reports that hipster-apparel retailer Urban Outfitters has purchased a Philadelphia pizza company for the purpose of selling pizza in some of its stores. As we love helping out pizza-clothing-retailers, here are: 3 Toppings We’d Like To See On Urban… Read More ›
Crab Restaurant Testing No Tipping
CNN reports that Joe’s Crab Shack is testing a “no tipping” policy in a few restaurants. Reportedly the restaurants will increase food prices 12-15% and the move will “reduce labor costs.” 3 New Names We Propose For Joe’s Crab Shack… Read More ›
3 Observations About Starbucks Red Coffee Cup
CNN reports that apparently people on the internet and Donald Trump are angry that a seasonal Starbucks coffee cup doesn’t say “Merry Christmas.” 3 Observations About This Story If you are angry about something so trivial, you are probably drinking… Read More ›
KFC Opens All You Can Eat Restaurant In Osaka, Japan
Yahoo reports that KFC has opened an all-you-can eat restaurant in Osaka, Japan. For about $19, you can eat all the chicken and sides you want for up to 90 minutes. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Can we… Read More ›
3 New Slogans We Propose For Volkswagen Brands In Light Of 2nd Emission Potential Scandal
Global News reports that the U.S. EPA has stated that more Volkswagen vehicles, including Porsches and Audis contained software allegedly designed to deceive emission tests. Since we are all about helping corporations, here are 3 new slogans we propose for… Read More ›
Blackberry Releases “Priv” Android Phone… We Suggest 3 Slogans For It.
The Canadian Press reports that Blackberry has released its first Android phone called the “Priv.” So it’s sorta an Android phone with a slide-out keyboard on the bottom. “Priv” is reportedly short for “Privilege” and “Privacy.” Since we’re all about… Read More ›
Congratulations On Being Baseball’s Executive Of The Year… Now See You Later!
Sporting News reports that Toronto Blue Jays (former) General Manager Alex Anthopoulos has won its award of “Baseball Executive of the Year.” Anthopolous, whose contract was set to expire this weekend, resigned today, reportedly because a new contract offer would… Read More ›
3 More T-Shirt Slogans We Suggest For Company Suing Jenners
Yesterday, we wrote about a clothing company called “Island Company” suing PacSun and Kylie and Kendall Jenner because one of the Jenner PacSun tees allegedly violated Island Company’s trademark. To refresh your memory here is Island Company’s reported trademark: “Quit… Read More ›
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