CNN reports that an allegedly high 22-year-old man drove his Mercedes through the glass at the base of CNN’s headquarters in Atlanta. Interestingly, the area apparently has barricade poles, large, stone planters, lampposts and shin-high metal barriers. More interesting, nobody… Read More ›
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Starbucks Gets Latest Tech That Doesn’t Work With Latest Tech
CNN reports that Starbucks is going to offer wireless phone recharging. It works without any special case for phones you’ve never heard of… and requires a special case if you use an iPhone or current Samsung Galaxy. In other words,… Read More ›
Waffle House Refuses To Let Waitress Keep Large, Non-Waffle Tip
Yahoo reports that a waitress at Waffle House received a $1,000.00 tip from a customer, but was told she was not allowed to keep it, as company policy is that waitstaff are only allowed to keep large tips given in… Read More ›
Used Wedding Dress Comes With Baggage, So No Need To Buy A Matching Purse!
Yahoo reports that a man, upset that his wife allegedly cheated on him has offered her wedding dress for sale on an online web site. Here is an excerpt from the ad: “This dress is guaranteed to provide you with… Read More ›
3 Things We Hope Will Be Next Now That Austrian Billboard Ads Target Dogs
The Local (Austria’s News In English) reports that dogs are being targeted by dog treat billboards in Austria. The ads are at dog-eye level and “exude the whiff of doggy treats.” Since dogs are apparently the decision-makers of Austrian household consumption,… Read More ›
Florida Man Calls 9-1-1 After Wife Dumps Out Beer
QMI Agency reports that a Florida man was arrested after repeatedly calling 9-1-1 to complain that his wife threw out his unfinished beer. 3 Situations That Could Actually Make Dumping Out Beer A Real Emergency 1. Beer cans were filled… Read More ›
When You Think About Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, Bench Pressing Comes To Mind, Right?
The Toronto Sun reports that a report about a security camera video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford suggests that the Mayor was intoxicated in a parking garage on Easter Monday. The Mayor’s brother, Doug, had this explanation about the Mayor… Read More ›
Lonely Offshore Money Singing “Party In The USA” By Itself
The Fiscal Times reports that American companies are keeping $1.2 trillion in offshore tax havens to avoid paying taxes. The report further suggests that due to lost tax revenues, this costs Americans $1259 per year. 3 Other Ways To Lose… Read More ›
Forget What The Experts Say, You Will Read This Entire Article!
A 2013 report from Slate indicates that according to a web traffic-analysis firm, of the people who look at online articles, the majority of them don’t scroll past the article’s half-way point. The article said more than this, but we… Read More ›
3 Things We Wonder If Snapchat Wishes Would Disappear After Watching Apple Keynote
CNN reports that at its World Wide Developer Conference, Apple announced iPhone users will be able to send videos to other users that will, by default, self-destruct after a few minutes after being viewed… …Which we suspect might make Snapchat… Read More ›
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