CNBC reports that a new social network called tsū pays users to do whatever they do on social networks every day. So somehow, if you join this network, and invite your friends, and you post stuff, you’ll be paid each time… Read More ›
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Instagram Gets Rid Of Fake Followers In Case You’re Wondering Why Porn Spambots Have Lost Interest In Your Restaurant Pics
CNN reports that Justin Bieber has lost 3.5 million fake Instagram followers as the social photo sharing app conducted a mass purge of spam and other fake accounts. 3 Observations About This Story 1. 3.5 million people is around the… Read More ›
Instagram Purchase As Good As Winning Roulette Play?
Yahoo Finance reports that Instagram, which Facebook purchased for about a billion dollars may be worth $35 billion according to one analyst. And based on what we just learned about Roulette on Wikipedia, 35 times your money is the most you… Read More ›
3 Proportional Responses We’d Like To See To North Korea
The NY Times reports that President Obama said today that the U.S. will “respond proportionally” against North Korea for suspected cyber attacks related to the Seth Rogen/James Franco movie the Interview. 1. Hackers’ computers and other devices forced to autoloop… Read More ›
You May Now Resume Worrying About All That Worrying You Do
New York Magazine reports that a recent study indicates that worrying about stuff could be a sign of intelligence. 3 New Things To Worry About 1. How are any future studies every gonna get done now? What smart person is… Read More ›
Stop Reading This And Pay Attention To Your Work, Especially If You Waited Until Monday To Read This
Five Thirty Eight reports that a recent study indicates that Mondays are the most likely day to get a non-fatal injury at work. 3 Solutions We Propose To This Problem 1. Not showing up for work still drunk from NFL… Read More ›
Coke To Stop Sponsorship of American Idol
CNBC reports Coca-Cola is ending its 13-year sponsorship of American Idol. 3 Observations From This Story 1. This is great news for American Idol, because people who read this news story now know that American Idol is still a thing…. Read More ›
Unlucky Lucky Lottery Winner.
The Toronto Sun reports that a lottery ticket, worth a million dollars, purchased almost a year ago is about to expire worthless if nobody claims it near the one-year deadline. 3 Reasons We Think Someone Has Not Cashed The Ticket… Read More ›
Expert Suggests Gossiping At Work, But Doesn’t Seem To Understand What Gossip Is
Yahoo reports that an employment law expert advises that gossip in the workplace is a good idea. From the article: “The key…is avoiding petty gossip, like ‘Did you hear the IT guy dumped his girlfriend?’ and instead focus on the… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Trendy Bar Located In Former Public Restaurant
Kentish Towner reports that a new bar in Britain has opened in a former underground public restroom. The bar’s name is “Ladies and Gentlemen.” We’re not certain if it has a slogan, but here are 3 we propose. 1. “Yes,… Read More ›
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