Yahoo Finance reports that an Albuquerque woman who lost her driver’s license, resulting in her identity being stolen by a San Francisco woman, found and tailed the woman. She took a bunch of photographs of the identity thief, and has… Read More ›
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Device has sensors to tell you when to floss
CNBC reports that a Shark Tank-backed device checks your breath for freshness, hydration, and whether you need to immediately drink water, brush or floss. The anchors had trouble saying the product name and we don’t remember it, but here are… Read More ›
3 Social Media Moves We Expect Now That Hillary Clinton Has Joined LinkedIn
Hillary just joined LinkedIn. Recently she joined Facebook. What’s next? Here’s what we think… 1. Hillary joins Snapchat, and uses it to take photos of emails, which will, of course, quickly disappear. 2. Pinning the latest pantsuit fashions on Pinterest…. Read More ›
3 Changes We’d Want To See If Luxembourg Bought All American Cable Companies.
Yahoo Finance reports that a Luxembourg company called Altice reportedly may bid for Time-Warner Cable, after recently buying another smaller St. Louis area cable company. Here are 3 changes we’d like to see to if this trend continues… 1. Right… Read More ›
KFC’s Latest Idea: Bring Back Colonel Sanders
CNN reports that KFC is launching a new ad campaign featuring Darrell Hammond in the role of the long-deceased Colonel Sanders. And it seems like just yesterday McDonald’s brought back a new Hamburglar mascot. (It was like that – check… Read More ›
3 Solutions We Have To Help You Get To The Hamptons
CNBC reports that the Hamptons may limit the number of helicopters flying in there ridden by people trying to avoid traffic. “But what will I do?” absolutely nobody reading this is probably saying out loud. Luckily we have some realistic… Read More ›
3 more McDonald’s mascots we’d like to see.
Yesterday we wrote about McDonald’s introducing a new Hamburglar. Here are three more mascots we’d like to see. 1. BATHBURGLAR. Steals free bathroom visits at McDonald’s locations in Europe and then reluctantly buys menu items. 2. BATTERBURGLAR. He steals the… Read More ›
3 Things We’d Like McDonald’s New Hamburglar To Steal
Time reports that McDonald’s has reintroduced the Hamburglar. Instead of a little, pudgy cartoon character in some sort of bachelor-party burglar costume, the new role is a real person in said costume. Here are 3 things we’d like him to… Read More ›
3 Lessons Learned From Study That Paying People Gets Them To Quit Smoking
Yahoo News Digest reports that a recent study indicates Americans are about twice as likely to quit smoking if you pay them a reward. Here’s three lessons we’ve learned from this story. 1. So getting people to quit smoking can… Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose For Olive Garden Breadstick Sandwiches
Yesterday, we wrote about how the Olive Garden is introducing a twist on its popular breadsticks. No they are not twisting the breadsticks and sprinkling them in cinnamon. That might be a better idea than what they are planning: breadstick… Read More ›
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