For those of you who do not have time to watch the State of the Union Address, we have three points to summarize the State of the Union that we anticipate the President to use tonight. America and its fashions… Read More ›
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Instagram Gets Rid Of Fake Followers In Case You’re Wondering Why Porn Spambots Have Lost Interest In Your Restaurant Pics
CNN reports that Justin Bieber has lost 3.5 million fake Instagram followers as the social photo sharing app conducted a mass purge of spam and other fake accounts. 3 Observations About This Story 1. 3.5 million people is around the… Read More ›
Ben Affleck Can’t Act Like “Guy Wearing Yankees Cap”
The NY Times reports that Red Sox fan, Ben Affleck refused to wear a New York Yankees cap for a scene in his new movie, Gone Girl, eventually compromising with director David Fincher to wear a Mets cap. 3 Questions… Read More ›
3 Celebrities We Would Use To Take Out Godzilla
We take requests here at Not The Worst News. And today’s suggested News Story Comes From Blogger List Of X. So check out ListofX.com to see funny lists, and be sure not to type too many X’s because we can’t… Read More ›
Avril Lavigne Meet N’ Greet Looks As Fun As Grade School Dance
E! reports that a meet and greet with Avril Lavigne, costing about $400 US, resulted in a bunch of awkward photos as fans in Brazil were told the following strict rule: “…the fans were told by security that they were… Read More ›
Celebrity Love: True Or Fake?
Whenever we get a chance, we at Not The Worst News like to write posts on the entries of readers who follow us. So we recently decided that whoever our 1,000th follower was, we’d visit their blog, and write an… Read More ›
Asteroid May Hit Earth In 19 Years – How Will This Impact The Kardashians?
CNN reports that a massive astroid is believed by NASA to have a 1 in 63,000 chance of hitting earth in 19 years. 3 Fun Facts Related To This Story 1. If it hits and wipes out the planet, there… Read More ›
What’s Wrong With With This Headline?
Yahoo reported in an article entitled “Can You Spot What’s Wrong with This Picture of Stacy Keibler” that George’s Clooney’s girlfriend forgot to zip up the side of her dress, revealing her underwear. Spoiler alert: if you click on the… Read More ›
Famous Rich Kid Serves Famous Rich Kid For Whining On Twitter (And Then Proceeds To Whine On Twitter)
Gawker reports that Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love, “slammed” Kendall Jenner, half-sister of Kim Kardashian on Twitter. What did Kendall tweet to inspire 1990s-grunge-era cynicism? From the article: “Just wish things could be easier sometimes… Read More ›
Ke$ha Drinks Own Urine On TV, Proving Putting Dollar Signs In Your Name Does Not Always Guarantee People Will Think You’re Classy!
Gawker reports that pop star Ke$ha urinated into a bottle and then drank it as part of an MTV reality show. Because, apparently, MTV’s definition of reality, is “this is something that happened.” And we can’t argue with that. The… Read More ›
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