Reuters reports that Microsoft will buy Nokia’s phone business for $7.2 billion dollars. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Isn’t this like Windows ’95 and Cell Phone 2002 having a baby? 2. If so, might we suggest a… Read More ›
Business
Everyone Knows Sports Stadiums Offer Good Deals On Beer, Right?
Factbook reports that Boston is the most expensive place to buy beer at a Major League Baseball game at $0.60 per ounce, followed by St. Louis, and Toronto. The cheapest place is Anaheim, at $0.28. 3 Questions That Arise From… Read More ›
Ford Offers Bacon Racing Stripes!
Time reports that Ford is offering various graphics including bacon racing stripes, or entire doors covered in bacon. 3 Worse Images Someone Could Get On A Car 1. Any outtake of Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance. 2. Any excerpts of message… Read More ›
Trump University Allegedly Not What Some People Pictured!
CNN reports that the New York State Attorney General has filed a complaint against Donald Trump related to a business called “Trump University” which allegedly promised an in-person meeting with Trump, but all students got were photos with a life-sized… Read More ›
Million Dollar Lottery Ticket Expires Today, Which Could Make One Very Lucky Person Very Unlucky!
CNN reports that a winning New York lottery ticket for a $1 million prize will expire if it is not collected today! A spokesperson for the New York Gaming Commission stated that prizes often go uncollected because tickets become unreadable… Read More ›
We’re Continuing Joking About 12 Month Windows For Steve Balmer’s Retirement
Yesterday we wrote about reports that Microsoft CEO, Steve Balmer, says he will retire in 12 months. 3 More Things We Don’t Want To See Happen Related To This Story 1. Prior to retirement, every Windows user gets a free… Read More ›
Guy Who Didn’t Invent iPod, iPhone, iPad, iTunes, Google, and the Apple Store retiring!
The Associated Press reports that Steve Balmer will retire as Microsoft CEO in 12 months. 3 Worse Things That Could Happen 1. New Microsoft CEO = Clippy, the seemingly unemployed talking paper clip that has all the hottest high-tech advice… Read More ›
This May Not Be The Best Time To Try To Sell Those Worthless Internet Dial-Tone-Screeching-Simulating Alarm Clock Stocks You Bought In 1999!
CNBC reports that the NASDAQ stock exchange halted all trading for at least two hours, with all trading to resume at 3:25 EST. Three Other Times In Life You Wish Trading Was Halted 1. When you were a kid and… Read More ›
Kid Gets On News For Making Deodorant Do What Greeting Cards Do
CNN reports that an eleven-year-old inventor has used musical greeting card technology to make Old Spice deodorant play the themes to Rocky and Indiana Jones when the deodorant cap is removed. 3 Other Surprises We’d Like To See When Putting… Read More ›
Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook Account Hacked!
CNN reports that an unemployed researcher used a five-year old laptop to post a message on Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s timeline, after he was unable to convince Facebook employees that there was a security hole in the social network. Showing… Read More ›
NotTheWorstNews 