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You’re More Likely To Get Injured By A Toilet Than Bitten By A Shark
CNN reports that in 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. In contrast, last year 53 Americans were attacked by sharks, the highest level since the year 2000. And you thought it was embarrassing when you dropped your iPhone in the toilet!… Read More ›
We’re Not Saying He’s A Vampire, But Prince Looks Identical To 1980s Prince At Grammy Awards
Prince presented an award for best record at tonight’s Grammy Awards, looking an awful lot like 1980s Prince. 3 Celebrities We Are Glad Are Not Vampires 1. Robert Pattinson (An actor who’s not that great an actor acting like they… Read More ›
3 Worse Individuals Your Wife Could Run Off With Than A Lottery Winner
We thank funny blogger/novel writer Indy Tony for nominating us for the “Versatile Blogger Award,” an award that requires nominees to nominate 15 new bloggers to accept the nomination. As a versatile news team, we believe in demonstrating our versatility… Read More ›
Insurance Company May Complain Life Is Not Fair
Yahoo Finance reports that AIG’s Board of Directors will consider whether joining a lawsuit tomorrow against the United States federal government in a claim alleging “the terms of the deal” bailing out AIG in 2008 were “unfair.” Under the suit,… Read More ›
We Wonder If The “Plus” In Google+ Stands For “Plus Everyone Else On The Internet May See What You Just Wrote.”
The Wall Street Journal reports that in an effort to get more people to use Facebook competitor Google+, that Google is automatically creating public Google+ accounts for people who sign up for Google services such as Gmail and YouTube. We… Read More ›
While A Kansas Town Limits Cat Capacity, A Woman In London Seeks To Fill A Cafe With Cats
Yahoo reports that a woman in London is seeking £108,000 of online start-up funding for a cat cafe in London. What’s a cat cafe? Well you can watch an informative video outlining the business plan by clicking here, or you… Read More ›
New Law In Effect Today Limits Cats, In Case You Wonder Why You Saw Cats With Hobo Bags Hitchhiking
Yahoo reports that a new law in Wellington, Kansas limits the maximum number of cats per household to four. Naturally, this is a terrible way for NotTheWorstNews to start off the New Year after investing in the exclusive rights to… Read More ›
People Buying Botox Injections On Groupon!
Yahoo reports that consumers are turning to group discount sites like Groupon to purchase Botox injections. One physician quoted warns “buyer beware,” as discount “Botox” used could be over-diluted. 3 Other Things We Would Not Want To Buy On Group Coupon… Read More ›
Facebook Founder’s Sister Must Really Be Embarrassed Of Unintended Photo Of Her Surrounded By Glasses of Water!
Earlier this year, we wrote about how Google apparently inadvertently invaded its own privacy when its financial results were prematurely revealed. Well, Facebook, it’s your turn, as according to the Silicon Valley Business Journal, Mark Zuckerberg’s sister posted a photo… Read More ›