Apple introduced a bunch of new products today, include a new Apple TV box that can play a game called “Crossy Road” where you run across the road, avoiding cars, and then jump on logs. The game is made by… Read More ›
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CNN: Over 225,000 Jail-Broken iPhones Hacked…
CNN reports that over 225,000 jail-broken iPhones have been hacked. “What does ‘jail-break’ mean,” our grandparents are asking. According to the article: “Jail-breaking allows iPhone owners to access parts of a phone’s file systems that are otherwise restricted for security… Read More ›
Woman Unknowingly “Recycles” $200,000 Apple Computer
The AP reports that an anonymous woman gave an original Apple computer worth $200,000 to a recycling center, unaware of its value. The recycling center is searching for the woman because it is their policy to give half the proceeds… Read More ›
Apple to unveil Apple Watch on Monday. Here Are 3 Features We’d Like To See…
1. App that laughs at $30,000 watches that only tell time. (Said $30,000 watches will retaliate by blinding the Apple Watch using the sun and their diamond-encrusted bands. Then they will run away to pawn shops crying little diamond tears.)… Read More ›
Will Apple Car Map Out David Hasselhoff’s Career Better Than KITT?
The Wall Street Journal reported Friday that Apple is secretly manufacturing a minivan-like electric car. 3 Features We’d Like To See On An Apple-Designed Electric Car 1. Feature that allows headlights to project movies on giant hologram simulated-screen in the… Read More ›
Apple Getting Ready To Reveal iPad It Reportedly May Have “Accidentally” Revealed
ZDNet reports that Apple may have inadvertently leaked specs of the latest iPads yesterday before today’s launch. 3 Reasons We Suspect The Leaks Are Legit 1. The new iPads are not also phones. Thank you for ensuring we don’t live… Read More ›
Okay, If You Put Your iPhone In The Microwave After Reading A Tweet, You Are Banned From Using Tech
CBS is reporting about an online hoax that advertised that you can charge iPhones operating under iOS8 in the microwave. The headline: “Hoax: Do Not Try To Charge Your iPhone In The Microwave.” Really, if you are the type of… Read More ›
1 In 10 People In Scotland Don’t Care What Country They Live In
As Scotland voted earlier today whether to remain part of the United Kingdom, CNN reports that voter turnout is very high, perhaps as high as 90%. Which raises the question: what’s your excuse, other ten percent? 3 Possible Excuses For… Read More ›
Apple Releases Tool To Make It Easier To Remove Free U2 Album
Yahoo News Digest reports that Apple has released a tool that makes it easier to remove U2’s new album “Songs Of Innocence” which was added to 500 million iTunes accounts for free. 3 New Titles We Propose For U2’s Next… Read More ›
Apple Introduces Talking Watch… What Would Non-Talking Rolexes Have To Say?
Apple unveiled the Apple Watch today, which features Siri mobile talking assistant, and a bunch of other things $30,000 watches can’t do. The watch will be ready some time in 2015, just in time to return useless Christmas gift watches…. Read More ›
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