1. “I wish CNN would give away more lines to the speech before the speech begins.” – Movie Trailer Editor 2. “This half the room sitting up and sitting down business after every comment would be more exciting with sock… Read More ›
Mildly Bad News
Seattle Seahawks Pull Stunning Comeback Against Green Bay Packers.
Yesterday, at half-time we very accurately predicted that half-time was the right time to make light of the Seattle Seahawks, as they were being shut out, and waiting to make fun of them could have resulted in a joke upset…. Read More ›
Oscar Edition: 3 Notes We’d Like To See In “Glitter Bomb” Prank Envelopes
We’ve recently been writing about the “Glitter Bomb” trend, where your friends send you a note in an envelope full of glitter, and removing the note causes glitter to fly out of the envelope, making a hard-to-clean golden mess. Here… Read More ›
3 More Notes We’d Like To See In “Glitter Bombs”
Yesterday, we wrote about a company that will send envelopes with a note to anyone you want. The envelopes are also full of glitter, so opening the note results in a craft-store-like mess. Here are three more notes we’d like… Read More ›
Not Exactly Done Milking This Story.
Over the past few days we wrote about a Cadbury Spokesperson stating that Cadbury’s British Easter Creme Eggs will be made of something that is “not exactly dairy milk.“ Even 3 More Things We Consider To Be “Not Exactly Dairy… Read More ›
We Just May Milk This Until Easter
Yesterday we wrote about a Cadbury Spokesperson stating that Cadbury’s British Easter Creme Eggs are going to be made of something that is “not exactly dairy milk.” 3 More Things That We Consider “Not Exactly Dairy Milk” 1. Creme. Unless you are… Read More ›
British Cadbury Eggs To Be Made Of Something That Is “Not Exactly Dairy Milk.”
Yahoo News Digest Reports that Mondelez International (formerly known as Kraft), and maker of Cadbury Easter Creme eggs in the United Kingdom has wound up in a controversy. The company plans to make the chocolate for this year’s eggs using… Read More ›
Man Fired After Not Showing Up For Work For 24 Years
Reuters reports that a government employee in India was fired after not showing up for work for 24 years. Apparently, the man was found guilty of “wilful absence of duty” about 22 years ago. Also, apparently, it is very, very… Read More ›
Museum Pays $300,000 For World’s Oldest Hockey Stick
Yahoo News Digest reports that the Canadian Museum of History has paid $300,000 for a hockey stick believed to be used almost 200 years ago. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. So the rarest item in hockey history… Read More ›
Nike reportedly developing self-tying shoes
Yahoo News Digest reports that Nike is developing shows that tie themselves called the MAG… Just like the shoes in Back To The Future 2. 3 Names We Propose For Self-Tying Shoes 1. “The Mage.” Uses magic to tie nerdy… Read More ›
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