Anderson Cooper just did a segment showing where specific CNN reporters will be sitting at tomorrow night’s GOP debate. 3 Reasons CNN must think this is “news.” Everyone wants to know where Dana Bash is going to sit. By, everyone,… Read More ›
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3 More Slogans We Propose For National Geographic
Yesterday we wrote about manmade-climate-change-non-believer Rupert Murdoch’s 21st Century Fox buying National Geographic… here are 3 more slogans we propose for the magazine. National Geographic: The “National” part refers to Rupert Murdoch’s home, Australia. You know, the country that just… Read More ›
National Geographic + Rupert Murdoch = What Could Go Wrong? ;0
The Washington Post reports that man-made climate change denier, Rupert Murdoch’s company 21st Century Fox has taken a controlling interest in National Geographic. Here are 3 slogans we propose for National Geographic given the change. National Geographic: Controlled By 21st… Read More ›
Trump Has Enough Energy To Declare Another Candidate Is “Low Energy.”
CNN reports that Donald Trump has called fellow Republican party candidate Dr. Ben Carson: “low energy.” 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Are Trump insult writers becoming “low energy” by recycling insults? This is the same insult Trump used… Read More ›
Facebook Doesn’t Recognize Face Of Star Employee
Business Insider reports that Facebook employee #8, Matt Jacobson, who deals with Hollywood big-wigs and wears suits and ties often gets stopped by security at Facebook headquarters. The reason: his suit and tie make him look like a visitor, rather… Read More ›
Finally, A Harry Potter-Themed Bar, Because What Could Go Wrong With Drunk Wizards?
Yahoo reports that a Harry Potter-themed bar called the Lockhart has opened in Toronto. And spoiler alert: it contains plenty of obscure Harry Potter references. Since we’re all about helping small business, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For The… Read More ›
Apple Keynote Features Video Game That Seems An Awful Lot Like Frogger
Apple introduced a bunch of new products today, include a new Apple TV box that can play a game called “Crossy Road” where you run across the road, avoiding cars, and then jump on logs. The game is made by… Read More ›
12 Year-Old Girl Gets Higher Score Than Einstein and Hawking on IQ Test
The Guardian reports that a 12-year-old Indian girl scored 162 points on a Mensa IQ test, 2 points higher than the scores achieved by Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Do you always get… Read More ›
Canadian Federal Candidate (Now Ex-Candidate) Caught Peeing In A Homeowner’s Cup By Security Camera
CBC reports that “Peegate” has “flooded” social media after a (now former) candidate for Member of Parliament for the Conservative Party of Canada in Toronto was allegedly caught peeing into a homeowner’s cup. Jerry Bance, a service technician was reportedly… Read More ›
CNN: Sarah Palin Urges Legal Immigrants To “Speak American”
In an interview on CNN today, when asked about Donald Trump’s comments about Jeb Bush speaking Spanish, Sarah Palin said: “On the other hand, I think we can send a message and say, ‘You want to be in America, A,… Read More ›
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