CNN reports that scientists conducted a study where “a scientist could control another scientist’s hand motions just by using brain signals sent over the Internet.” 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. If this technology becomes mainstream, does this… Read More ›
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Life May Have Come From Meteorite On Mars. There Goes Your Life Came From Skittles Theory.
Yahoo reports that a study indicates life on Earth actually arrived on our planet via a meteorite from Mars. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. What would have happened if Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck were around when… Read More ›
Fake Facebook Accounts: Not Just For Signing Up Because You Are Too Embarrassed To Click You Like “Walmart” and “Game Of Thrones” In Front Of Your Friends.
A 2012 report from Zdnet indicates that fake Facebook profiles are 97% likely to claim to be women, who average have 726 Facebook friends compared to the legit user average of 130 Facebook friends. 58% of the fake accounts also… Read More ›
Trump University Allegedly Not What Some People Pictured!
CNN reports that the New York State Attorney General has filed a complaint against Donald Trump related to a business called “Trump University” which allegedly promised an in-person meeting with Trump, but all students got were photos with a life-sized… Read More ›
Million Dollar Lottery Ticket Expires Today, Which Could Make One Very Lucky Person Very Unlucky!
CNN reports that a winning New York lottery ticket for a $1 million prize will expire if it is not collected today! A spokesperson for the New York Gaming Commission stated that prizes often go uncollected because tickets become unreadable… Read More ›
We’re Continuing Joking About 12 Month Windows For Steve Balmer’s Retirement
Yesterday we wrote about reports that Microsoft CEO, Steve Balmer, says he will retire in 12 months. 3 More Things We Don’t Want To See Happen Related To This Story 1. Prior to retirement, every Windows user gets a free… Read More ›
Guy Who Didn’t Invent iPod, iPhone, iPad, iTunes, Google, and the Apple Store retiring!
The Associated Press reports that Steve Balmer will retire as Microsoft CEO in 12 months. 3 Worse Things That Could Happen 1. New Microsoft CEO = Clippy, the seemingly unemployed talking paper clip that has all the hottest high-tech advice… Read More ›
This May Not Be The Best Time To Try To Sell Those Worthless Internet Dial-Tone-Screeching-Simulating Alarm Clock Stocks You Bought In 1999!
CNBC reports that the NASDAQ stock exchange halted all trading for at least two hours, with all trading to resume at 3:25 EST. Three Other Times In Life You Wish Trading Was Halted 1. When you were a kid and… Read More ›
Biologist Says Sharks Are Usually Within 100 Yards Of You In An Ocean!
Last night, CNN’s Erin Burnett interviewed a wildlife biologist who stated that when you are in an ocean, whether it be off the beaches of Maui, New York, or the Jersey Shore, you are “usually never more than 100 yards… Read More ›
Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook Account Hacked!
CNN reports that an unemployed researcher used a five-year old laptop to post a message on Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s timeline, after he was unable to convince Facebook employees that there was a security hole in the social network. Showing… Read More ›
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