According to a Reddit user, Forbes pulled an article, that you can view a transcript of by clicking here. The article was titled:”How Bernie Sanders Will Win The Nomination (And The Presidency)” and written by Ilya Pozin. 3 More Forbes… Read More ›
Month: March 2016
Marco Rubio Wants His Kids To Work To Age 70
Marco Rubio said in tonight’s GOP debate that he’d gradually like to raise the retirement age to obtain social security to 70 by the time his kids retire. Since we are all about helping politicians, here are: 3 More Presents… Read More ›
Trump Steaks Really Bush Brothers Steaks
CNBC reports that some of the assortment of items Donald Trump showed reporters last night are not actually for sale to the public. From the article: “‘If we sold $50,000 of [Trump] steaks grand total, I’d be surprised,’ [former Sharper… Read More ›
Make America Steak Again!
In a press conference tonight, Donald Trump showed reporters Trump-branded frozen steaks, water, and other products, to presumably prove that they are successful products, unlike some in the media have suggested. 3 More Trump-Branded Products We’d Like To See Trump-micowaves. You… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Sears/Kmart
The Street reports that Sears is seeking a new $750 million loan to help its Sears and Kmart chains stay afloat. Since we’re all about helping formerly dominant companies, here are our 3 new slogans we propose for Sears/Kmart. Sears… Read More ›
3 More Similar Vice-Presidents We’d Expect To See
Yesterday we wrote about a study showing that opposites don’t attract in romance or friendships. We thought the same may hold true in choosing Vice-Presidents, and suggested some similar potential running mates for current Presidential candidates. Here are 3 more… Read More ›
Sorry, MC Skat Kat, Science Says Opposites Don’t Attract
The Telegraph reports that researchers from Wellesley College and the University of Kansas proves people in longer relationships tend to have more in common with each other. The study looked at pairs of people in relationships, and also pairs of… Read More ›
CNN Reports New House Of Cards Season Reviews In
House of Cards’ latest season began streaming on Netflix at midnight today… which lead to CNN running the following headline: “House of Cards’ season 4: The reviews are in” Since we are about helping news networks, here are: 3 Alternate… Read More ›
3 New Slogans For “Skinny” Bundles
A CBC reader called Canada’s new government-mandated $25 TV skinny bundle packages a “rip-off.” These plans give subscribers a basic bundle of major networks, and allows them to buy other bundles of channels to add to their basic bundle. Complaints… Read More ›
3 Step Guide Of How To Move To Canada If Trump Wins
CNBC reports that “How to move to Canada” has trended on Google since Trump won numerous states on Super Tuesday. For those seeking advice, we offer these 3 tips: The residents of the Trump Tower Toronto may be looking for… Read More ›
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