The Associated Press reports that a judge has ordered that gamblers who won over a million dollars playing baccarat at the Atlantic City Golden Nugget casino repay their winnings because the cards were not shuffled. Reportedly, the casino thought it… Read More ›
Month: March 2015
Burger King Perfume.
Yahoo Finance reports that Burger King will be introducing a limited edition perfume that smells like Whoppers in Japan on April Fool’s Day. So since we’ve been coming up with slogans this week to try to help companies, here are…… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For The Upcoming Google Watch
Wired reports that Google is making a smart watch with luxury watch maker Tag Heurer to compete with the Apple Watch. Here are 3 slogans we propose for the watch… 1. “Google: We Wait For Apple To Invent Stuff, Then… Read More ›
57,000 Channels and Nothing On
CNBC reports that Apple may be developing a skinny streaming service where you would be able to subscribe to a smaller amount of channels…like say 20. Reportedly NBC parent Comcast is not on board. 3 Slogans We Propose For Such… Read More ›
3 Wonderful Uses For Facebook’s New Payment Transfer System
CNBC reports Facebook is launching a payment transfer system, where you can send your Facebook friends for free. Here are 3 uses we’d like to see: 1. Return milk money stolen from all elementary school friends. 2. Bribe Mom to… Read More ›
Soon you will be able to use your face to buy things, instead of the faces of those Presidents on bills.
CNBC reports that Chinese e-commerce giant Alibaba has indicated in the future it may use mobile facial recognition to verify that users are buying something. 3 Frequently Asked Questions That Arise From This Story 1. “If you are John Travolta… Read More ›
Polls Show That Polls Aren’t Always Very Useful
CNET reports that various polls taken recently indicate that between 3% and 30% of Americans are very likely to buy an Apple Watch, depending on which poll you believe. 3 Things We Know For Sure 1. People share information of… Read More ›
Bride Walks Out On Groom After He Demonstrates Weak Math Skills
The AP reports that a bride walked out of a wedding ceremony in India after she asked the groom the following math question: 15+6. Hint: the answer is not 17, like he thought. Which made the bride feel that he… Read More ›
3 More Items We Wonder If GOP Talking Heads Will Ask Hillary To Disclose
Yesterday we wrote about the fact that some GOP members on cable news seem to want Hillary Clinton to disclose a lot of personal email. Here are 3 more things we wonder if they’ll demand this potential Presidential candidate to disclose. 1…. Read More ›
GOP Apparently Wants Hillary To Disclose Everything Ever
GOP cable news talking heads are demanding Hillary Clinton reveal all her personal email while she was Secretary of State. Here are 3 more things we predict they demand she disclose… 1. Her lifetime Google search history. (Perhaps she was… Read More ›
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