Wired reports that Google is making a smart watch with luxury watch maker Tag Heurer to compete with the Apple Watch. Here are 3 slogans we propose for the watch… 1. “Google: We Wait For Apple To Invent Stuff, Then… Read More ›
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57,000 Channels and Nothing On
CNBC reports that Apple may be developing a skinny streaming service where you would be able to subscribe to a smaller amount of channels…like say 20. Reportedly NBC parent Comcast is not on board. 3 Slogans We Propose For Such… Read More ›
Soon you will be able to use your face to buy things, instead of the faces of those Presidents on bills.
CNBC reports that Chinese e-commerce giant Alibaba has indicated in the future it may use mobile facial recognition to verify that users are buying something. 3 Frequently Asked Questions That Arise From This Story 1. “If you are John Travolta… Read More ›
Polls Show That Polls Aren’t Always Very Useful
CNET reports that various polls taken recently indicate that between 3% and 30% of Americans are very likely to buy an Apple Watch, depending on which poll you believe. 3 Things We Know For Sure 1. People share information of… Read More ›
GOP Apparently Wants Hillary To Disclose Everything Ever
GOP cable news talking heads are demanding Hillary Clinton reveal all her personal email while she was Secretary of State. Here are 3 more things we predict they demand she disclose… 1. Her lifetime Google search history. (Perhaps she was… Read More ›
Apple Introduces Device To Help People Not Pay Attention At Meetings
Apple officially unveiled its new watch today. We rate three features: 1. The ability to read texts, emails, Tweets, and pretty much everything else you check on your phone while sitting in meetings, school, weddings, and anywhere else that requires… Read More ›
Museums World Wide Banning Selfie Sticks
Yahoo News Digest reports that museums in Paris, including the Louvre are moving toward banning selfie sticks to avoid tourists accidentally damaging art. The Smithsonian, MOMA, and National Gallery of Australia have already banned the sticks. 3 Observations About This… Read More ›
Apple to unveil Apple Watch on Monday. Here Are 3 Features We’d Like To See…
1. App that laughs at $30,000 watches that only tell time. (Said $30,000 watches will retaliate by blinding the Apple Watch using the sun and their diamond-encrusted bands. Then they will run away to pawn shops crying little diamond tears.)… Read More ›
3 Funny Things We See In Response To Facebook Ads
Business Insider reports that Google has at least 4 million advertisers; Facebook has over 2 million; and Twitter has 60,000. Now that Facebook has reached this milestone, here are 3 of the things we enjoy seeing in response to Facebook… Read More ›
Report: Mark Zuckerberg Building Waterside Development Next To Facebook HQ For 10,000 Employees
3 Reasons We Are Disappointed By This Mail Online News Story 1. Misread the headline thinking a “Waterslide Town” Was Being Built. 2. Making Facebook employees and their families have to live close to each other may result in generation… Read More ›
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