BBC News reports that a California man is suing a Las Vegas casino after he lost $500,000 gambling while he says he was clearly intoxicated. His lawyer says his client was “blackout” drunk. From the article: “…[the man says the… Read More ›
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NewAppWillLetUReadFster
Elite Daily reports that a new app (that you can see demonstrated by clicking here) may allow you to read books at a rate of 500 words per minute. It manipulates the words so that your brain can process them… Read More ›
Celebrity Love: True Or Fake?
Whenever we get a chance, we at Not The Worst News like to write posts on the entries of readers who follow us. So we recently decided that whoever our 1,000th follower was, we’d visit their blog, and write an… Read More ›
But Will You Be Able To Use Drones To Finally End Your 2007 Poke Wars?
The LA Times reports that numerous other reports state that Facebook is buying a Mexican company that makes drones. This follows a December CNN report that Google acquired a company with “strong ties to the U.S. Military” that makes “animal-like”… Read More ›
And The Oscar For Best Product Placement Blunder By An Actress Goes To…
Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres spent a lot of last night running around the Oscars with her Samsung device. But as is often the case, celebrities don’t necessarily do the best job of promoting non-Apple technology. Specifically, backstage, Ellen tweeted a… Read More ›
3 Academy Awards We Would Love To Give Rob Ford
CTV reports, in a video that can be seen here that Toronto Mayor, Rob Ford, was picked up at LAX by Jimmy Kimmel, dressed as a chauffeur. Ford will reportedly appear on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday. But despite rumors… Read More ›
Your Kid Will Love Wearing This Shirt With “NERD” Printed On It!
We saw this display in a store front window today, featuring a child-sized mannikin. Three Questions That Arise From This Display 1. Why is there no “World’s Best Mom” T-Shirt in the display? Because the world’s best mom is busy not… Read More ›
Three More Things We’d Like To See Over Celebrities’ Mouths
Yesterday, we wrote about a Tumblr site that superimposes celebrity eyebrows over their mouths to resemble moustaches in a way that would make Rich Uncle Pennybags proud. And then we listed some other things we’d like to see photoshopped over… Read More ›
Tumblr Site Proves Eyebrows Do Make Awesome Mustaches!
A new Tumblr site called “Browstache” by Sam Cannon takes photos of celebrities and uses some sort of photo-altering, magical technology to move their eyebrows above their mouths, like a classic mustache! The results look remarkably natural and you can… Read More ›
Poll: Ten Percent Of Americans Unsure If Aliens Running Society
It seems a lot of you are recently viewing an entry we wrote in April, 2013, based on a reported real poll indicating that 4% of Americans say Reptilian people control the world. The poll was conducted by Public Policy… Read More ›
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