The Wall Street Journal reports that a deal in which Apple will buy Beats Electronics LLC will likely land Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine in senior positions at Apple. As Dr. Dre reportedly said the deal will make him rap’s… Read More ›
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Burger King Innovates By Offering Whoppers For Breakfast
CNN reports that the fast food breakfast war that has lead to items like the “Waffle Taco” from Taco Bell has culminated in Burger King’s latest move. Burgers for breakfast. 3 Slogans We Propose For Fast Food Restaurant Breakfast Menu… Read More ›
NY Times: Apple Rumor On “Secret” App Not Actual Fact
The New York Times reports that a rumor on an anonymous App called “Secret” turned out to be fake. Specifically Apple’s new EarPods will not be able to monitor your blood pressure. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. “This… Read More ›
Avril Lavigne Meet N’ Greet Looks As Fun As Grade School Dance
E! reports that a meet and greet with Avril Lavigne, costing about $400 US, resulted in a bunch of awkward photos as fans in Brazil were told the following strict rule: “…the fans were told by security that they were… Read More ›
Paris Cab Ride Full Of Surprises
The Local reports that a woman got several unexpected surprises during a taxi ride from Charles De Gaulle Airport in Paris. Surprise #1: The driver didn’t have a license to drive cabs! Surprise #2: The driver didn’t have a license… Read More ›
Police In Canada Deal With Beaver Blocking Traffic
CBC reports that in Miramichi, New Brunswick, an angry beaver spent part of Tuesday delaying traffic and chasing people around the streets. The local police had the following to say: “The guys left it alone, told the citizens to leave… Read More ›
Post Office Delivers Passport Instead Of Stuffed Animal
The Toronto Star reports that a woman in England received a surprise in the mail due to an error by Canada Post. Instead of a home-made teddy bear from her daughter in Manitoba, she received a passport belonging to a… Read More ›
1,000 People Reportedly May Have Got Food Poisoning At Food Safety Summit
QMI Agency reports that over 1,000 people got possible food poisoning at the National Food Safety Summit in Baltimore. 3 Slogans We Propose For The Food Safety Summit 1. “Food Safety Summit: Still One Of The Safest Places In Baltimore,… Read More ›
Dude, Google Found Your Car.
Search Engine Land reports that Google has updated its operating system so that now when you get out of your car, you have the option of Google recording where you parked, and telling you how to get there later. 3… Read More ›
Breaking Neutral News! Forbes Contributor Writes Piece On Why Facebook Should Take Over Forbes.
In a Forbes piece earlier this week, a Forbes Contributor explained a case as to why Facebook should buy Forbes. The title of the article was: “So What’s Next For Facebook? Why Not Purchase Forbes?” 3 More Article Titles We’d Like… Read More ›
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