QMI Agency reports that a Florida man was arrested after repeatedly calling 9-1-1 to complain that his wife threw out his unfinished beer. 3 Situations That Could Actually Make Dumping Out Beer A Real Emergency 1. Beer cans were filled… Read More ›
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When You Think About Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, Bench Pressing Comes To Mind, Right?
The Toronto Sun reports that a report about a security camera video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford suggests that the Mayor was intoxicated in a parking garage on Easter Monday. The Mayor’s brother, Doug, had this explanation about the Mayor… Read More ›
Lonely Offshore Money Singing “Party In The USA” By Itself
The Fiscal Times reports that American companies are keeping $1.2 trillion in offshore tax havens to avoid paying taxes. The report further suggests that due to lost tax revenues, this costs Americans $1259 per year. 3 Other Ways To Lose… Read More ›
Forget What The Experts Say, You Will Read This Entire Article!
A 2013 report from Slate indicates that according to a web traffic-analysis firm, of the people who look at online articles, the majority of them don’t scroll past the article’s half-way point. The article said more than this, but we… Read More ›
3 Things We Wonder If Snapchat Wishes Would Disappear After Watching Apple Keynote
CNN reports that at its World Wide Developer Conference, Apple announced iPhone users will be able to send videos to other users that will, by default, self-destruct after a few minutes after being viewed… …Which we suspect might make Snapchat… Read More ›
3 Embarrassing Images We’d Like To Email To Myspace
Mashable reports that Myspace is emailing old photos of people with the hopes of luring them back to the once popular social networking site, apparently through potential embarrassment. From the article: “The emails include one or two old photos and… Read More ›
Kid Drawing Hair And Other Changes On Father’s Passport Not Helpful To Hair Growth Or Travel
The New York Daily news reports that a man from China may be stranded in South Korea after his son drew animals in ink all over his passport. And added more hair to the photo. And colored in his eyes…. Read More ›
Toronto Mayor Ford Spotted In Ontario Cottage Country Walmart
The Toronto Sun reports that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who has reportedly been in rehab, was spotted shopping Saturday afternoon in a cottage country Walmart, by the publisher of a Muskoka magazine owned by the Toronto Sun. The Mayor, who… Read More ›
Observation Deck Glass Designed To Crack
CNN reports that earlier this week, visitors to the observatory of Willis Tower (formerly the Sears Tower) were surprised to hear cracking sounds and look down and see cracking glass on a 103 story glass-lookout floor that people were standing… Read More ›
Axl Rose Named World’s Greatest Singer
NBC reports that Guns N’ Roses front man has been ranked number one on a list of the world’s best singers, based on having a wide vocal range. 3 Categories Of Vocal Ranges We Hope Are Applicable To This Ranking… Read More ›
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