Reuters reports that a prank caller under the influence of drugs and alcohol was able to call British Prime Minister David Cameron’s Blackberry. The prankster allegedly impersonated a British official and convinced whoever you have to convince to give him… Read More ›
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3 More Slogans We Propose For A 2016 Mitt Romney Republican Presidential Candidate Bid
1. Finally, a fresh candidate who will help the stock market, after six years of reaching disappointing record highs. 2. Finally, a candidate who will lower oil prices from their pathetically high levels that make refuelling private jets expensive. 3…. Read More ›
Poll: Romney Leads 2016 Republican Presidential Prospective Candidates
The Star Tribune reports that a recent Iowa GOP poll indicates that Mitt Romney leads out of prospective GOP Presidential candidate challengers for the 2016 election. Jeb Bush was second in the poll. Three Proposed 2016 Bumper Stickers For The… Read More ›
Leafs To Play Winter Game Outside In Stadium With Retractable Roof
The Score reports that the Toronto Maple Leafs plan to host an “outdoor” game in the winter of 2017 in Toronto’s Rogers Centre retractable roof dome stadium. So basically tens of thousands of fans will get to sit in a… Read More ›
Hey, If People Don’t Go To Real Malls, You Can’t Expect Them To Go To Skymall
The Associated Press reports that Skymall, the inflight magazine that lets you buy garden gnomes and other weird items on commercial airplanes filed for bankruptcy. Honestly, we did not know the array of bizarre items that Skymall sells, because we… Read More ›
3 Ways To Ensure The Super Bowl Balls Are Not Deflated
In light of the recent #Deflategate, or as we prefer #Deflatriots scandal, here are 3 recommendations we have for ensuring the Super Bowl game balls are not deflated… 1. Ensure each Super Bowl ball’s ego is inflated throughout the game. Tell… Read More ›
NFL Apparently Unable To Ensure Footballs In Big Games Aren’t Tampered With
SB Nation reports that former Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Brad Johnson admitted to having broke a rule by paying $7500 to have 100 Superbowl game day footballs tampered to be “more comfortable.” Tampa won that Superbowl. While known before, these… Read More ›
3 Things Overheard At Tonight’s State Of The Union Address
1. “I wish CNN would give away more lines to the speech before the speech begins.” – Movie Trailer Editor 2. “This half the room sitting up and sitting down business after every comment would be more exciting with sock… Read More ›
Seattle Seahawks Pull Stunning Comeback Against Green Bay Packers.
Yesterday, at half-time we very accurately predicted that half-time was the right time to make light of the Seattle Seahawks, as they were being shut out, and waiting to make fun of them could have resulted in a joke upset…. Read More ›
Defending Superbowl Champion Seattle Seahawks Losing 16-0 At Half Time
The Seattle Seahawks are currently losing at home 16-0 to the Green Bay Packers, facing elimination. 3 Names We Propose For The Seahawks If They Lose 1. See-You-Later Hawks 2. Sleephawks 3. SeeAtlantaHawksBecauseTheyHaveANiceWinStreak
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