Yahoo reports that KFC has opened an all-you-can eat restaurant in Osaka, Japan. For about $19, you can eat all the chicken and sides you want for up to 90 minutes. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Can we… Read More ›
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3 New Slogans We Propose For Volkswagen Brands In Light Of 2nd Emission Potential Scandal
Global News reports that the U.S. EPA has stated that more Volkswagen vehicles, including Porsches and Audis contained software allegedly designed to deceive emission tests. Since we are all about helping corporations, here are 3 new slogans we propose for… Read More ›
Blackberry Releases “Priv” Android Phone… We Suggest 3 Slogans For It.
The Canadian Press reports that Blackberry has released its first Android phone called the “Priv.” So it’s sorta an Android phone with a slide-out keyboard on the bottom. “Priv” is reportedly short for “Privilege” and “Privacy.” Since we’re all about… Read More ›
Asking Price For World Series Tickets Reached Record High Yesterday
CNBC reported before yesterday’s Mets-Royals game that at an average asking price of $1437.19, the price of tickets to see a World Series game in New York reached a record high. 3 Observations That Arise From This Story So that’s… Read More ›
3 Things To Do With Your Extra Daylight Savings Time Hour
Tonight is the end of Daylight Savings Time, so don’t forget to set your clocks back at 2:00 a.m. Here are three ways you can spend this extra hour… Write angry letters to automakers, microwave oven manufacturers, and oven manufacturers… Read More ›
Republicans Refuse To Participate In NBC Debate Because They Didn’t Like CNBC Debate Questions
CNN reports that the GOP has “suspended” its next NBC debate because it did not like the questions asked during Wednesday’s sister channel, CNBC debate. Complaints included they didn’t like alleged “gotcha”and mean-spirited questions. 3 Questions That Arise From This… Read More ›
Congratulations On Being Baseball’s Executive Of The Year… Now See You Later!
Sporting News reports that Toronto Blue Jays (former) General Manager Alex Anthopoulos has won its award of “Baseball Executive of the Year.” Anthopolous, whose contract was set to expire this weekend, resigned today, reportedly because a new contract offer would… Read More ›
3 More T-Shirt Slogans We Suggest For Company Suing Jenners
Yesterday, we wrote about a clothing company called “Island Company” suing PacSun and Kylie and Kendall Jenner because one of the Jenner PacSun tees allegedly violated Island Company’s trademark. To refresh your memory here is Island Company’s reported trademark: “Quit… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Suggest For Company That Sued Jenners and PacSun Sued Over T-Shirt
The Huffington Post reports that Kylie and Kendall Jenner have been sued, along with PacSun because one of their branded T-Shirts sold at PacSun allegedly violated a trademark. Island Company alleges they trademarked the following verbose fashion statement: “Quit your… Read More ›
Report: Company You Never Heard Of Will Be Closed Black Friday
CNN reports that a company called “REI” which sells active-wear will be closing its 100+ stores on Black Friday, urging consumers to go outside instead. It will also reportedly pay its employees for Thanksgiving and Black Friday off. 3 Frequently-Asked… Read More ›
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