Re/Code reports that sources have told it that Twitter will soon allow Tweets that contain more than 140 characters… up to 10,000 characters. Since we’re all about helping social networks, here are 3 new slogans we propose for Twitter should… Read More ›
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Donald Trump Campaigning Like It’s 1999… But Why Is Everyone Forgetting Trump’s 1989 Ghostbusters Video Appearance?
Tonight on CNN, a Donald Trump supporter continued to explain how Bill Clinton’s 1990s affairs are somehow relevant to Hillary Clinton’s campaign. 3 Questions For Donald Trump Do you really believe that Americans don’t know Bill and Hillary are different people?… Read More ›
Netflix House Of Cards Features Fuller House
CBS News reports that Netflix will be debuting 15 new shows in 2016, including “Fuller House,” which stars everyone from “Full House” except the Olsen Twins and other famous people. But what are the former stars doing? Here are some… Read More ›
Vladimir Putin Cologne
CNN reports that in Russia you can buy a Vladimir Putin inspired cologne called “Leaders.” Since Putin seems to like Trump, and Trump probably already has his own brands of cologne, here are: 3 Fresh Brands of Fragrances We Propose… Read More ›
3 Reasons We Believe Guns N’ Roses Will Reunite In 2016
EW reports that Guns N’ Roses front-man Axl Rose tweeted this today: “The only thing I know “confirmed” is my LOVE of Taco Bell! Mmmmm…. Taco Bell!! Happy New Years!!” Now – here are the 3 reasons we believe the… Read More ›
3 New Year’s Resolutions For U.S. Presidential Candidates
Donald Trump. “I resolve to exercise more, and by ‘exercise’ I mean ‘exercise my right to free speech while these loser media companies report every ridiculous thing I say to the losers who are my base.’” Hillary Clinton. “I resolve to be… Read More ›
Sarcastic Questions About The “800 Year-Old” “Mobile Phone”
The Guardian reports that likely hoaxers claim to have found an 800-year-old mobile phone made out of clay. The “phone” buttons have ancient cuneiform characters, and the model looks a lot like an old Nokia phone. Apparently the idea is that someone… Read More ›
Trump Spokesperson Katrina Pierson Piercing Our Eardrums With Dumb Arguments
On CNN over the past few days, Trump Spokesperson, Katrina Pierson has been arguing that Hillary Clinton is a hypocrite for calling Trump sexist… the argument: Hillary remains married to Bill Clinton and lets him campaign for her despite him having… Read More ›
3 Worse Investments Than Stocks, Bonds, and Money In The Bank In 2015
Bloomberg reports that investments, including putting money in the bank, generally resulted in no gains in 2015. Those who invested in an index fund may be up just over 2% this year. 3 Worse Investments You Could Have Made in… Read More ›
Star Wars Earns $1 Billion In Record Time… We Have 3 More Suggestions For Disney To Make Money (spoilers)
CNN reports Star Wars has grossed over a billion dollars for Disney in a record time of 12 days. 3 Ways Disney Can Earn Even More Money Stop showing the trailer for that animated movie with sloths working at the… Read More ›
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