It seems a lot of you are recently viewing an entry we wrote in April, 2013, based on a reported real poll indicating that 4% of Americans say Reptilian people control the world. The poll was conducted by Public Policy… Read More ›
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10 Year-Old Steals Parents’ Car, Claimed To Be A Dwarf Who Forgot His Driver’s License
The Independent reports that a 10-year old Norwegian boy stole his parents car, drove into a ditch, and explained to a local snow-plow driver that he was a dwarf who forgot his driver’s license. Nobody was hurt, so we can,… Read More ›
French Law: No UFOs In This Town
The Local reports that a 1954 law in the French town of Chateauneuf-du-Pape, which is still in effect today, makes it illegal to land a flying saucer in the town. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. “Why is there no… Read More ›
3 Possible Explanations of Empty Seats At Sochi
Quartz reports that Olympic organizers in Sochi, Russia are scrambling to find volunteers to fill empty seats. In the first two days of competition, as many as 4,000 people reportedly didn’t make it to their seats. Now here are our… Read More ›
Vancouver Crack Pipe Vending Machines.
CTV reports that Vancouver has become the first place in Canada to offer crack pipe vending machines. The machines offer safer crack-pipes for 25 cents, which it is hoped will reduce the spread of disease caused by cheaper crack-pipes chipping…. Read More ›
RCMP gives Rob Ford Jaywalking Ticket
The Canadian Press reports that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford got a ticket for jaywalking in a suburb of Vancouver, British Columbia on Friday. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Meanwhile on Friday, Bill Maher, on Real Time asked… Read More ›
In France, Protesting Is Done By Turning City Street Into Barnyard
The Local reports that protestors dumped tonnes of manure outside the French Parliament. This follows a reported incident where protestors released hundreds of live chickens outside the gates of the French Assembly. 3 Worse Things The French Could Dump In… Read More ›
Plump In An Elevator
The Toronto Sun reports that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford was about an hour late for a speech to an $89 a plate speech at the Economic Club of Canada because he was stuck in a freight elevator. The Globe and… Read More ›
Just In Time For The NFL Playoffs… Swamp Cabbage Pizza?
QMI Agency reports that a Florida restaurant is serving “Everglades Pizza” featuring such toppings as python, swamp cabbage, alligator, and frog. A medium 14 inch pizza goes for $45. The restaurant is also reportedly toying with the idea of “Roadkill Pizza” featuring Armadillo,… Read More ›
Fox News Told Viewers If They Wanted To Read Christie Scandal Emails They Could Find Them On Google
In early reporting on New Jersey Bridgegate, Fox News host Shepard Smith reportedly stated: “The emails will be trouble for Governor Christie… They’re an easy Google away, if you want to take a look.” You know, because apparently at the… Read More ›
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