The State of New York New York Office of the Attorney General has served this Notice on the Trump Foundation. It requires alleged “delinquent” reports of the Trump Foundation to be filed in 15 days. We can’t wait to see… Read More ›
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Trumps Says If He Doesn’t Win Pennsylvania, It Will Mean Elections “Rigged;” Katrina Pierson Sounds Like SNL’s “Drunk Uncle” In Interview
3 Reasons Trump May Legitimately Lose Pennsylvania People in Philadelphia are part of the Atlantic City casino market and remember Trump casinos there going bankrupt. By the way, if you are the type of person who believes an election is “rigged,”… Read More ›
We Fact Check CNN Discussion With Apprentice “Winner”
Last night on CNN (click here for transcript) Don Lemon moderated a discussion between the “Winner of the First Season of the Apprentice,” Katrina Campins and former CNN business reporter Ali Velshi. Okay, first off, Katrina Campins was not the… Read More ›
The yeas have it! (Probably)
The Republican National Convention began with a raucous vote this afternoon on whether to approve the party’s Rule Book. The Party Chair took two votes based on who yelled the loudest that sounded an awful lot like both votes could… Read More ›
Three reasons Brexit is ironic.
1. The people of England want to be “independent.” Which they totally are except for the unelected Queen on their ironically Euro-independent money. 2. “What is the EU?” was the second highest search in the UK on Google after Brexit…. Read More ›
3 More Reasons We Suspect Trump Kids Didn’t Register To Vote
Yesterday we wrote that Ivanka and Eric Trump failed to register in time to vote in the New York Republican Primary. We have 3 suggestions as to why… They thought they needed the official longer-than-official-long-form Trump-demanded birth certificate along with… Read More ›
Ivanka and Eric Trump Didn’t Register To Vote!
CBC reports that Ivanka and Eric Trump missed the October 9, 2015 deadline to register in the New York Republican primary and therefore cannot vote for their father. Donald Trump was reported saying this to Fox and Friends: “They had… Read More ›
Real Toronto Sun Headline: “Toronto woman wakes up to raccoon sex”
The Toronto Sun reports that a woman woke up at 7 am to raccoons having sex on her balcony. Here’s an excerpt from the article: “‘I’m an animal lover but I can’t stand this,’ she said. ‘I found it gross… Read More ›
Ted Cruz iPhone Appeared To Be Getting Messages During CNN Interview
In a CNN Dana Bash interview in New York aired on Thursday, the iPhone tritone ring went off a few times during the interview. The ring is the default for received voice messages. We’re going to assume political reporter Dana… Read More ›
3 Similes We Have For Wisconsin
Ted Cruz is like Milwaukee’s beer, Miller. He’s the Champagne of beers, or in other words, the best of the worst leading Republican candidates. Donald Trump is like Milwaukee’s motor cycle manufacturer, Harley-Davidson… a noisy HOG of television time. Bernie Sanders… Read More ›
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