Hillary just joined LinkedIn. Recently she joined Facebook. What’s next? Here’s what we think… 1. Hillary joins Snapchat, and uses it to take photos of emails, which will, of course, quickly disappear. 2. Pinning the latest pantsuit fashions on Pinterest…. Read More ›
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KFC’s Latest Idea: Bring Back Colonel Sanders
CNN reports that KFC is launching a new ad campaign featuring Darrell Hammond in the role of the long-deceased Colonel Sanders. And it seems like just yesterday McDonald’s brought back a new Hamburglar mascot. (It was like that – check… Read More ›
Sorry, Zach Galifianakis, That Beard May Be Dirtier Than A Toilet Seat
Albuquerque’s Action 7 News reports that it has been swabbing things for many years… so when that’s your role in the news industrial complex, eventually you are asked to do a story about having a microbiologist swab men’s beards. The… Read More ›
Former HP CEO Who Made That Company “Awesome” Obviously Qualified To Criticize Hillary Clinton.
The Washington Times reports that former HP CEO Carly Fiorina released a video criticizing Hillary Clinton, saying that her time at the State Department lacked accomplishments. As they say, that’s like the pot calling the kettle “the latest in new… Read More ›
3 More Items We Wonder If GOP Talking Heads Will Ask Hillary To Disclose
Yesterday we wrote about the fact that some GOP members on cable news seem to want Hillary Clinton to disclose a lot of personal email. Here are 3 more things we wonder if they’ll demand this potential Presidential candidate to disclose. 1…. Read More ›
GOP Apparently Wants Hillary To Disclose Everything Ever
GOP cable news talking heads are demanding Hillary Clinton reveal all her personal email while she was Secretary of State. Here are 3 more things we predict they demand she disclose… 1. Her lifetime Google search history. (Perhaps she was… Read More ›
Is Peter Schiff Auditioning For Role Of Scrooge McDuck?
Yahoo Finance reports that Peter Schiff, a frequent business news talking head, argues that Wal-Mart’s voluntary decision to raise the minimum wages of its workers to $9 an hour for starting employees and $10 an hour for other employees may… Read More ›
Wasted Prank Caller Reaches Prime Minister Cameron’s Blackberry
Reuters reports that a prank caller under the influence of drugs and alcohol was able to call British Prime Minister David Cameron’s Blackberry. The prankster allegedly impersonated a British official and convinced whoever you have to convince to give him… Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose For A 2016 Mitt Romney Republican Presidential Candidate Bid
1. Finally, a fresh candidate who will help the stock market, after six years of reaching disappointing record highs. 2. Finally, a candidate who will lower oil prices from their pathetically high levels that make refuelling private jets expensive. 3…. Read More ›
Poll: Romney Leads 2016 Republican Presidential Prospective Candidates
The Star Tribune reports that a recent Iowa GOP poll indicates that Mitt Romney leads out of prospective GOP Presidential candidate challengers for the 2016 election. Jeb Bush was second in the poll. Three Proposed 2016 Bumper Stickers For The… Read More ›
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