Bloomberg reports that investments, including putting money in the bank, generally resulted in no gains in 2015. Those who invested in an index fund may be up just over 2% this year. 3 Worse Investments You Could Have Made in… Read More ›
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3 New Album Titles We Propose For 50 Cent After He Filed For Bankruptcy
Business Insider reports that 50 Cent has filed for bankruptcy. He was reportedly worth half a billion in 2007, in part due to selling a minority stake in Vitamin Water to Coca-Cola. The bankruptcy was reportedly caused due to losing… Read More ›
3 Solutions We Have To Help You Get To The Hamptons
CNBC reports that the Hamptons may limit the number of helicopters flying in there ridden by people trying to avoid traffic. “But what will I do?” absolutely nobody reading this is probably saying out loud. Luckily we have some realistic… Read More ›
3 Solutions We Propose To Help Retired NFL Players Avoid Bankruptcy
Yahoo reports that a study indicates that one in 6 retired NFL players file for bankruptcy within 12 years of retirement. We have three suggestions to possibly avoid this. 1. Never retire! Do you really want a new generation of… Read More ›
Another reason not to confuse airports with parking meters.
CNN Money reports that people left $675,000 in change at American airport security checkpoints, which the TSA gets to keep. 3 Possible Explanations Why So Many People Leave Change Behind 1. Forgot change left over from strategically-placed vending machines that… Read More ›
Report: Bank To Charge For Deposits
The Wall Street Journal reports that JP Morgan will be charging large clients, such as hedge funds for deposits because new rules make holding these deposits unprofitable. You see, unlike It’s A Wonderful Life, the world does not have a Jimmy… Read More ›
Now Where Will We Buy 20 Packs Of American Express Cards In Bulk?
Reuters reports that Costco announced it will stop accepting American Express cards in America by next April. 3 New Slogans We Propose For American Express Based On This News 1. “American Express: Don’t Leave Home Without It, Unless You Live… Read More ›
3 Bad Places To Hide Cash
According to a recent American Express survey, approximately one out of six respondents are hiding cash somewhere. With that in mind, here are some places we think may be bad to hide it… 1. An ATM that does not belong… Read More ›
Unlucky Lucky Lottery Winner.
The Toronto Sun reports that a lottery ticket, worth a million dollars, purchased almost a year ago is about to expire worthless if nobody claims it near the one-year deadline. 3 Reasons We Think Someone Has Not Cashed The Ticket… Read More ›
3 Theories We Speculate As To Why The President’s Credit Card May Have Been Declined
Business Insider reports that President Obama says he had his credit card declined at a New York City restaurant. Fortunately, the President said the First Lady had her card. The President suggested that the card had not been used recently,… Read More ›
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