Yesterday we wrote about McDonald’s introducing a new Hamburglar. Here are three more mascots we’d like to see. 1. BATHBURGLAR. Steals free bathroom visits at McDonald’s locations in Europe and then reluctantly buys menu items. 2. BATTERBURGLAR. He steals the… Read More ›
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3 Things We’d Like McDonald’s New Hamburglar To Steal
Time reports that McDonald’s has reintroduced the Hamburglar. Instead of a little, pudgy cartoon character in some sort of bachelor-party burglar costume, the new role is a real person in said costume. Here are 3 things we’d like him to… Read More ›
3 Lessons Learned From Study That Paying People Gets Them To Quit Smoking
Yahoo News Digest reports that a recent study indicates Americans are about twice as likely to quit smoking if you pay them a reward. Here’s three lessons we’ve learned from this story. 1. So getting people to quit smoking can… Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose For Olive Garden Breadstick Sandwiches
Yesterday, we wrote about how the Olive Garden is introducing a twist on its popular breadsticks. No they are not twisting the breadsticks and sprinkling them in cinnamon. That might be a better idea than what they are planning: breadstick… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Olive Garden Breadstick Sandwiches
Yahoo Finance reports that the Olive Garden, in an attempt to improve its business, plans to take one of its popular items (breadsticks) and make breadstick sandwiches. As we always like to help corporations improve upon their original ideas, here… Read More ›
Fox Votes American Idol Off The Air
Fox announced that after 15 years, American Idol will end in 2016, Here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For The Final Season of American Idol 1. “American Idol: The First Person Who Can Tweet The Name Of A Current Judge… Read More ›
FitBit Announces IPO, Certainly A Coincidence That Coincides With The Recent Apple Watch Release
Yahoo Finance reports that activity tracker FitBit has filed for a $100 million IPO, just weeks after the Apple Watch was released. 3 Slogans We Propose For FitBit 1. “FitBit: This was a great idea until every company started making… Read More ›
Women Wins Over $250,000 In Sweepstakes, Then Wins Book Deals
Yahoo Finance reports that a Canadian woman, who recommends not spending more than an hour or two a day entering sweepstakes, has won over $250,000 in prizes in sweepstakes. She has been winning prizes for at least 34 years, and… Read More ›
Is Yelp For Sale? We Have Reviews For Potential Buyers.
Yahoo Finance reports that Yelp is reportedly seeking strategic alternatives, which means the company may be for sale. Hmmm… we wonder how this will play out since Yelp has a 2.5 star rating on Yelp. To help potential buyers, we’ve… Read More ›
Harlem Popetrotters.
Yahoo News Digest reports that Pope Francis has become the ninth person in history to become an honorary member of the Harlem Globetrotters. Yeah, but what does it take to become an honorary member of the historical Globetrotter opponent, the… Read More ›
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