Silicon Beat reports a new app called “Peeple” allows you to rate people, similarly to how you’d rate restaurants on Yelp, or hotels on TripAdvisor. Yes, you can be rated. Or anyone whose cell number you know. Fortunately, the App… Read More ›
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3 Trump-esque Suggestions We Have Now That Trump Hotels Were Hacked
CNN reports that some Trump hotels have been hacked leading to guest information potentially being compromised over a one year period. Since we’re all about helping hotels, here are 3 suggestions we have to avoid future hacks. Build a wall… Read More ›
Toronto Blue Jays Clinch Playoff Spot And Didn’t Seem To Know
The Toronto Blue Jays clinched a playoff spot last night, but it seems that they, and some of the media, just realized it now. The team Tweeted the news within the past hour. Seems the media was too busy focussing… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Volkswagen After Recent Emissions Scandal
CNN reports that Volkswagen has appointed the head of Porsche to be its new CEO after a scandal in which the company admitted it may have programmed software so about 11 million of its vehicles will pass emission tests they… Read More ›
The Pope Used To Be A Bouncer
NBC reports that to pay his way through school, the Pope used to be a bouncer at a Buenos Aires bar. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Hey, why is this surprising? When you hang with folks that turn… Read More ›
Starbucks Now Allowing Americans To Order-Ahead
CNN reports that Starbucks will allow American orders to jump-the-line and order a drink via an app for pick-up. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story If you use the App, will it offer to misspell your name on the… Read More ›
Milwaukee Brewers Hire 30-Year-Old General Manager
The Milwaukee Brewers have hired 30-year-old Harvard grad, David Sterans as their new GM. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story “What’s the big deal? The team is called the Brewers and he’s old enough to drink. Isn’t that all… Read More ›
Carly Fiorina Moves To #2 In Polls After GOP Debate
CNN reports that Carly Fiorina has moved to number two in the polls with 15% support, behind Donald Trump who has fallen to 24% support. One talking head on CNN even called Fiorina a visionary. Three Slogans We Propose For… Read More ›
New York Mets Alter “Kiss Cam” Policy.
CNN reports that after complaints of homophobia, the New York Mets will no longer be putting photos of two opposing players on its “Kiss Cam.” Since we’re all about helping baseball teams, here are: 3 More Reasons We Suggest Scrapping… Read More ›
NHL Players Will Have To Go Through Metal Detectors
The Toronto Sun reports that fans and players alike will have to go through metal detectors to enter arenas this upcoming season. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story “So players will be unarmed as they get in fights, pull… Read More ›
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