Twitter has apparently replaced “favourites” symbolized by stars with “likes” symbolized by hearts. All we can say is: it’s about time, and now here are: 3 More Ways For Twitter To Copy Facebook and Facebook-Owned-Instagram Stop showing us every tweet… Read More ›
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KFC Opens All You Can Eat Restaurant In Osaka, Japan
Yahoo reports that KFC has opened an all-you-can eat restaurant in Osaka, Japan. For about $19, you can eat all the chicken and sides you want for up to 90 minutes. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Can we… Read More ›
3 New Slogans We Propose For Volkswagen Brands In Light Of 2nd Emission Potential Scandal
Global News reports that the U.S. EPA has stated that more Volkswagen vehicles, including Porsches and Audis contained software allegedly designed to deceive emission tests. Since we are all about helping corporations, here are 3 new slogans we propose for… Read More ›
Republicans Refuse To Participate In NBC Debate Because They Didn’t Like CNBC Debate Questions
CNN reports that the GOP has “suspended” its next NBC debate because it did not like the questions asked during Wednesday’s sister channel, CNBC debate. Complaints included they didn’t like alleged “gotcha”and mean-spirited questions. 3 Questions That Arise From This… Read More ›
3 More T-Shirt Slogans We Suggest For Company Suing Jenners
Yesterday, we wrote about a clothing company called “Island Company” suing PacSun and Kylie and Kendall Jenner because one of the Jenner PacSun tees allegedly violated Island Company’s trademark. To refresh your memory here is Island Company’s reported trademark: “Quit… Read More ›
Chris Christie In Non-Newsworthy Train Car Mix-Up
CNN reports that Chris Christie boarded the “Quiet Car” of an Amtrak train, where loud conversations and cell phone conversations are no-nos. Upon being told of the situation by the conductor, the former Governor left the car, and according to… Read More ›
Report: Jeff Bezos Now Third Richest Person In America
Yahoo Finance reports that Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is now the third richest person in America. From the article: “Amazon, a company known for growing its business at a loss, has now had two consecutive quarters with a profit.” Since… Read More ›
3 Slogans For Amazon As It Eliminates Fake Reviews
Yesterday we wrote about Amazon eliminating fake reviews… as we are all about helping companies here are 3 slogans we propose for Amazon. Amazon: We’re Not Yelp. So Don’t Look For Fake Restaurant Reviews Here, No Matter How Hungry You Are…. Read More ›
Even 3 More Slogans We Have For New Mega-Beer Company
We’ve been writing about the merger of the world’s two largest beer companies: Anheuser-Busch-Inbev and SABMiller. As we are all about helping companies, here are 3 new slogans we propose of the entity. “We also make craft beer. Using marketing… Read More ›
SABMiller Accepts Anheuser-Busch-Inbev Offer… We’ve Got 3 Slogans For The New Company
SABMiller, the world’s second largest beer-maker announced today that it has agreed in principle to be acquired by Anheuser-Busch-Inbev, the world’s largest brewer. Since we’re all about helping massive corporations, here are 3 slogans we propose for the merged company…. Read More ›
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