CNN reports a new flavor of Oreos is hitting stores: cinnamon bun. Since we’re all about helping giant “food” companies, here are the 3 flavors we predict may hit shelves… Sarah Palin-eos – filled with the great taste of shredded… Read More ›
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Finally, An Ad Campaign To Speak Out Against A Company With Some Healthier Food Choices!
“The Center for Consumer Freedom” has launched an ad campaign against Chipotle Mexican Grill. One of the criticisms from the company web site is that “Chipotle also has had a policy forbidding its meat producers from using antibiotics—even though these… Read More ›
Oops! Butter Industry Study Finds Butter Is Bad For You.
The Washington Post reports that a study funded by the Danish Dairy Research Institution found that butter raises your cholesterol relative to alternatives like olive oil. Since we are all about helping industry, here are 3 slogans we propose for… Read More ›
Costco Sends Letter With Funnier Organic Food Labeling Correction Strategy Than Whole Foods
We recently wrote about Whole Foods’ response to allegations that the company sold items at New York stores with labels indicating inaccurate weights. Their apparent strategy was to apologize. Yawn! Let’s see what Costco did in a similar situation… We… Read More ›
If You Want Asparagus Water, You Are Going To Have To Shop Elsewhere.
Yahoo reports that Whole Foods Market has pulled $5.99 jars of “Asparagus Water” from a California store after a photo of the product went viral. Spoiler alert: the jars contained several stalks of asparagus in water. 3 Frequently Asked Questions… Read More ›
Maybe This Is Why Cavepeople Didn’t Have Breakfast Burritos
HopesAndFears.com reports that multiple experts believe that breakfast is not as important as once believed. According to these experts, studies paid for by cereal and bacon companies over the years suggested that the meal was very important. One of these… Read More ›
What On God’s Green Earth is “Organic Evaporated Cane Juice?”
This is the second instalment of our series on #MysteryIngredients. Today we look at an organic beverage, described as a “strawberry flavored juice drink in a blend with organic lemon juice concentrate.” Or more simply, “Strawberry Paradise.” We’re certain that… Read More ›
Flavored McNuggets.
The Huffington Post reports that McDonald’s is testing “Shakin’ Flavor McNuggets” and fries in Northern Nevada. Basically, you put the McNuggets in a bag of flavoured powder and shake it… and probably drive every flavor-shaking Nevadan teenager to the nearest… Read More ›
We Just May Milk This Until Easter
Yesterday we wrote about a Cadbury Spokesperson stating that Cadbury’s British Easter Creme Eggs are going to be made of something that is “not exactly dairy milk.” 3 More Things That We Consider “Not Exactly Dairy Milk” 1. Creme. Unless you are… Read More ›
Whole Foods Has To Increase Marketing Because Otherwise Chester Cheetah Would Keep Influencing Your Food Purchases
The Associated Press reports that Whole Foods Market is going to begin a major national marketing push after reporting weak sales earlier today. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Who puts the “ripe” stickers on avocados at Whole Foods… Read More ›
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