3. Topless Kim K shocks in Kanye vid. Shocking for someone who became famous for being in a leaked sex tape with a songwriter and record producer to appear in a music video? We doubt it. Now a semi-nude Rob Kardashian… Read More ›
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Swedish Newspaper Describes “Swedish Family’s IKEA Nightmare”
The Local, Sweden’s News In English, reports that police were called to a “Swedish family’s IKEA nightmare.” The family in Strömstad was trying to assemble IKEA furniture at 1:00 a.m., which apparently woke up their baby, which apparently made the… Read More ›
Today’s Secret Word In Toronto Is Definitely Maybe “Probably”
CBC reports that Rob Ford, the Mayor of Toronto, has admitted to smoking crack cocaine. According to the article, the Mayor said this today: “But, no — do I? Am I an addict, no? Have I tried it? Um, probably… Read More ›
6 People Might Have Signed Up For Obamacare On The First Morning… Or Maybe Not…
CNN reports that on the initial morning that Obamacare was available, six people successfully enrolled, “according to documents provided to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.” A Health and Human Services spokesperson was quoted in the article as saying:… Read More ›
CNN: Guy Ordering Everything At A McDonald’s Is News
CNN reports that a man from Wisconsin has shelled out $141.33 at McDonald’s to make what he calls a “McEverything” Sandwich. It features every breakfast and lunch item from the menu (and a Diet Coke). “McEverything?” McReally? Three Things We’d… Read More ›
If China Has Capitalism, It Has Demanded A Toilet Themed Restaurant!
AOL reports that a toilet-themed restaurant has opened in China, where guests sit on chairs resembling toilets, and eat items including soft serve ice cream out of toilet-shaped bowls. 3 More Ideas For Restaurants We Wonder If We’ll Get To… Read More ›
Family Living Like It’s 1986, Just Like The Keatons!
The Toronto Sun reports that a family from Guelph, Ontario, Canada has decided to live like it’s 1986 until April 2014. Specifically, they have given up Facebook, Apple products, and non-mullet haircuts. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1…. Read More ›
This Article Could Be About Something Like A-Rod
CNN reports that New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez could get $61 million under his contract if his career ends and he never plays another game. And CNN reports that other reports say he could face a lifetime suspension and get nothing…. Read More ›
Coffee Machine Brews Coffee When You Yawn… What Would Happen If College Pranksters Put The Machine In A 3 Hour Lecture About News?
Yahoo reports that a vending machine will brew you a free coffee if it detects you yawning. 3 More Things We’d Like To See Vending Machines Detect To Give You Free Coffee 1. It detects you watching the latest Royal… Read More ›
Man Briefly Has $92 Quadrillion Accidentally Credited To His PayPal Account… Good Thing He Doesn’t Have One Of Those Toddlers Who Bids On Cars On eBay!
The New York Daily News reports that a Pennsylvania man was briefly accidentally credited $92 quadrillion in his PayPal account. This is about enough money to buy everything (rounded up to the nearest “everything.”) PayPal has offered to donate some… Read More ›
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