Anderson Cooper just did a segment showing where specific CNN reporters will be sitting at tomorrow night’s GOP debate. 3 Reasons CNN must think this is “news.” Everyone wants to know where Dana Bash is going to sit. By, everyone,… Read More ›
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3 More Slogans We Propose For National Geographic
Yesterday we wrote about manmade-climate-change-non-believer Rupert Murdoch’s 21st Century Fox buying National Geographic… here are 3 more slogans we propose for the magazine. National Geographic: The “National” part refers to Rupert Murdoch’s home, Australia. You know, the country that just… Read More ›
National Geographic + Rupert Murdoch = What Could Go Wrong? ;0
The Washington Post reports that man-made climate change denier, Rupert Murdoch’s company 21st Century Fox has taken a controlling interest in National Geographic. Here are 3 slogans we propose for National Geographic given the change. National Geographic: Controlled By 21st… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Place In Japan That Lets You Play With Foxes
Awesome Jelly reports that at a fox sanctuary in Japan called Zao Fox Village you can play with over 200 live foxes. Since we’re all about helping global business, here are 3 slogans we suggest for this place: “Like a… Read More ›
Star: Canada’s Leading Party Doesn’t Want Its Candidates To Do Media Interviews During Election Campaign.
The Toronto Star reports Canada’s ruling Conservative party has told its candidates for members of Parliament not to talk to the media during the current federal election campaign. The article quotes Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper’s “Director of Communications” as… Read More ›
Margaret Atwood Claims National Post Censored Her Article… Guess There’s No Way Anyone Will Ever Find Out What It Originally Said In This Digital Media Age…
Canadaland reports that Canadian author Margaret Atwood claims that the National Post censored a piece she wrote criticizing Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper. A journalist made a list of tweets of the alleged edits that can be found here. Oh,… Read More ›
Non-Breaking News: Bernie Sanders Addressed Crowd of 27,500.
We’ve been writing a lot recently about news reporters (who should know better) interviewing pundits explaining that Donald Trump is “taking up all the oxygen” in the media. They say this as if there is no solution on their news… Read More ›
Breaking: Donald Trump Rocking Suit And Red Baseball Cap… But Doesn’t Seem To Know Mercedes Builds Vehicles In Alabama
Donald Trump is speaking in a stadium in Mobile, Alabama, live on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. He is wearing a red cap, which we assume is his outdoor-avoid-a-combover-blowing-in-the-wind cap. In his speech, he pointed out that Americans get nothing… Read More ›
3 New Vacations We Propose For Americans As “Summer Fridays” Decline
Yahoo Finance reports that only 8% of Americans get extra free days off during the summer, including Fridays (known as “Summer Fridays!”) Anyway, here are 3 new holidays we propose in light of the new apparent holiday decline… Summer “Trump”… Read More ›
Now That Sesame Street Will Be On HBO, Here Are Three Shows We’d Like To See
CNN reports that for financial reasons, Sesame Street is headed to HBO. More episodes will air on HBO than previously on PBS, and after nine months, the episodes will air on PBS. As this all unfolds, here are 3 shows… Read More ›
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