Yahoo Finance reports that a Canadian woman, who recommends not spending more than an hour or two a day entering sweepstakes, has won over $250,000 in prizes in sweepstakes. She has been winning prizes for at least 34 years, and… Read More ›
marketing
McDonald’s Plan To Improve Business: Divide Its Stores Into Geographic Zones!
Reuters reports that McDonald’s made a video announcement today of their plan to improve their business. The plan includes cutting costs, selling company-owned restaurants to franchisees, simplifying stuff, and creating four geographic divisions. Now, while we’re not certain that cutting… Read More ›
McDonald’s To Announce Plan So That Justin Timberlake Isn’t Only One Lovin’ It
Reuters reports that McDonald’s CEO, Steve Easterbrook, is set to unveil a new plan on Monday to win back consumers and investors. 3 Suggestions We Have For McDonald’s To Improve Its Business 1. Next time you find yourself as a… Read More ›
We Propose 3 New Slogans For The New Abercrombie
Yahoo Finance reports that Abercrombie & Fitch is dropping its “sexualized” marketing and use of shirtless male models at events. Here are 3 new slogans we propose for the company: 1. Abercrombie: Apparently shirtless people aren’t so good at selling… Read More ›
Good Luck Googling Your Name Starting Tomorrow!
Yahoo News Digest reports that Google will start demoting sites that are viewed as non-mobile friendly in searches beginning tomorrow. Some are calling it “Mobilegeddon.” We have 3 names for it… 1. “Great, if by great you mean another-obstacle-to-viewing-normal-web-sites on… Read More ›
Former HP CEO Who Made That Company “Awesome” Obviously Qualified To Criticize Hillary Clinton.
The Washington Times reports that former HP CEO Carly Fiorina released a video criticizing Hillary Clinton, saying that her time at the State Department lacked accomplishments. As they say, that’s like the pot calling the kettle “the latest in new… Read More ›
T-Mobile CEO Mobilizes Out Of Trump Hotel
CNET reports that T-Mobile CEO John Legere apparently got in a war of Tweets with Donald Trump after being dissatisfied with his stay at a Trump hotel in New York. Trump reportedly replied via Twitter that T-Mobile service is “terrible”… Read More ›
Now You Won’t Have To Watch Ads Before Kitten Videos
Re/Code reports that YouTube is launching a new subscription service where users can pay to watch YouTube commercial-free! 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Who is going to pay to see commercial-free, unsteady-camera kitten videos? Certainly not dogs. Nor antisocial cats…. Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose That Don’t Mention Brand Names
USA Today reports that Budweiser maker Anheuser-Busch has launched a new ad campaign around the phrase “Let’s grab a beer.” The ads don’t mention or show any specific brand of beer, as apparently the King of Beers will still sell… Read More ›
Taylor Swift and Microsoft Buy Negative .Porn Domain Names
Billboard reports that Taylor Swift recently purchased TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult to avoid the domain names falling into nefarious hands. These names apparently cost up to $2500 to purchase, and even Microsoft is reportedly in on the action, buying Office.porn and… Read More ›
NotTheWorstNews 