CNN reports that a Mountain View, California police-officer pulled over a self-driving car, with no driver for driving too slowly. Specifically the car was driving 24 mph in a 35 mph zone, with a passenger, who apparently got a lecture,… Read More ›
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CNN: Americans From Some States May Need Passports To Fly Within The U.S.
CNN reports that driver’s licenses from Louisiana, New York, New Hampshire, and Minnesota may not be good enough to take a domestic flight within the U.S. at some point in 2016. Meaning that unless those states update their drivers licenses,… Read More ›
Donald Trump and Drunk Uncle Called For Jury Duty in New York
Fox News reports that Donald Trump and SNL cast member Bobby Moynihan were called for jury duty at a New York City Courthouse. Imagine seeing those two on the same jury. Then imagine both of them deciding your fate! 4… Read More ›
People Threaten To Burn Down Satan Statue
The Edmonton Sun reports that a Satanic Sculpture was unveiled in a secret location in Detroit by a group that does not worship satan, but supports separation of Church and State. The location was secret because people threatened to burn… Read More ›
Three 50 Cent Lyrics That Contradict His Sworn Testimony That He Rents Bling.
CNBC reports that rapper 50 Cent said under oath that a 65-karat ring he posted on Instagram was leased. He further swore that his fancy cars and jewelry are leased, not owned. Here are 3 Real 50 Cent lyrics we… Read More ›
Toronto Driver Caught With Mannequins In High Occupancy Vehicle Lane
CBC reports that a man has been charged by police after being caught driving in an HOV lane created for the upcoming Toronto Pan Am Games with two female mannequins. One of the mannequins was wearing a Montreal Expos cap…. Read More ›
Texas Police Shut Down Kids’ Lemonade Stand
KLTV reports that the lemonade stand of seven and eight year-old girls was shut down by East Texas police for not having a permit or passed health department inspections. At least they weren’t selling the following: 3 Worse Items Kids… Read More ›
Gamblers Ordered To Repay Casino Winnings From Unshuffled Cards
The Associated Press reports that a judge has ordered that gamblers who won over a million dollars playing baccarat at the Atlantic City Golden Nugget casino repay their winnings because the cards were not shuffled. Reportedly, the casino thought it… Read More ›
Alberta Town Bans After Hours Swearing
CTV reports that a small town in Alberta called Taber has banned swearing, spitting, and yelling between the hours of 11:00 p.m. and 7:00 a.m. 3 Unwritten Laws We Suspect Might Follow From This 1. “No yelling to summons nearby… Read More ›
Whoops – Ireland Accidenatlly Legalizes Crystal Meth and Ecstasy For A Day…
Yahoo reports that Ireland has scrambled to pass a new law to reverse the effect of an appellate court decision that reportedly accidentally legalized crystal meth and ecstasy. Part of the problem arose because this type of “undelete button” law… Read More ›
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