CNN reports that the GOP has moved the GOP’s Super Tuesday debate from NBC to CNN after complaints of CNBC’s (a unit of NBC) moderation of a GOP debate last year. The RNC committee chair had this to say: “While… Read More ›
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Since Fox Seems Out Of Ideas, We Have 3 For It
The LA Times reports that in addition to returning the X-Files, Fox plans on reviving 24 and Prison Break. As some of you might recall in Prison Break, the characters broke out of prison and got thrown back in a… Read More ›
3 Explanations As To Why Stock Market Is Falling
Yahoo Finance reports that the Dow Jones Industrial Average has fallen 1,400 points since trading began in 2016. Why is this happening? We have 3 theories: Hey, the Dow has fallen 11% since Donald Trump announced his candidacy in June…. Read More ›
3 Arguments That We’d Like To See In Natural Born Citizen Case
A Texas man reportedly has started a lawsuit to try to get the Courts to determine the definition of “Natural Born Citizen,” a requirement to be President under the U.S. Constitution. Since we’re all about pointing out the silliness of… Read More ›
Math Genius: Don’t Buy Every Powerball Ticket
Earlier this week, CNN reported that a math professor said not to be tempted to buy all 292 million combinations of Powerball tickets because although the tickets would have only cost $584 million, you would likely have had to share the… Read More ›
Playboy Mansion For Sale, But Hugh Hefner Will Continue To Live There
The Toronto Star reports that the Playboy Mansion is for sale with an asking price of $200 million. A condition of the sale is that Hugh Hefner gets to continue to live there. Since we are all about helping real… Read More ›
3 Point Summary Of The State Of The Union
For those of you who do not have time to watch the State of the Union Address, we have three points to summarize the State of the Union that we anticipate the President to use tonight. America and its fashions… Read More ›
3 Definitions We Have For Natural “Born Citizen”
As Donald Trump continues to question whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a “Natural Born Citizen,” a phrase that is not defined by the Constitution, we offer 3 definitions: It means what it meant in 1776, just like all Ted Cruz… Read More ›
Nevada Casinos Lose Money Six Years In A Row
CNN reports that due to declines in gambling, Nevada casinos collectively have lost money six years in a row. Since we’re all about helping big casinos, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For Las Vegas “What happens in Vegas stays… Read More ›
Drug Lord Who Escaped From Mexican Prison Caught After Contacting Movie Producers To Make Film About His Escape
CNN reports that a drug king pin nicknamed “El Chapo,” who escaped from Mexican prisons twice, most recently using an elaborate tunnel system, has been caught again… after contacting film producers to ask them to make a bio pic of… Read More ›
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