1. Donald Trump hands Ted Cruz one dollar in a bathroom stall – just like in the movie Trading Places. It’s the amount they secretly bet they could win a Presidential nomination by saying all the wrong things and alienating… Read More ›
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Brief Summary Of Nevada GOP Caucuses
Prior to voting, GOP Nevada representative tells CNN they have been preparing for years for this to avoid a repeat of errors. After voting CNN reports all kinds of errors. Viva Las Vegas, the place where no Trump casino has… Read More ›
Math Genius: Don’t Buy Every Powerball Ticket
Earlier this week, CNN reported that a math professor said not to be tempted to buy all 292 million combinations of Powerball tickets because although the tickets would have only cost $584 million, you would likely have had to share the… Read More ›
Nevada Casinos Lose Money Six Years In A Row
CNN reports that due to declines in gambling, Nevada casinos collectively have lost money six years in a row. Since we’re all about helping big casinos, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For Las Vegas “What happens in Vegas stays… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Caesars Casinos If They Go Bankrupt
Reuters reports that following an unfavorable judge ruling, Caesars Entertainment Corp may be forced into bankruptcy. Since we are all about helping companies, here are 3 slogans we propose for the company. 1. The House Always Wins: Unless You’re Caesar’s… Read More ›
Women Wins Over $250,000 In Sweepstakes, Then Wins Book Deals
Yahoo Finance reports that a Canadian woman, who recommends not spending more than an hour or two a day entering sweepstakes, has won over $250,000 in prizes in sweepstakes. She has been winning prizes for at least 34 years, and… Read More ›
Gamblers Ordered To Repay Casino Winnings From Unshuffled Cards
The Associated Press reports that a judge has ordered that gamblers who won over a million dollars playing baccarat at the Atlantic City Golden Nugget casino repay their winnings because the cards were not shuffled. Reportedly, the casino thought it… Read More ›
Instagram Purchase As Good As Winning Roulette Play?
Yahoo Finance reports that Instagram, which Facebook purchased for about a billion dollars may be worth $35 billion according to one analyst. And based on what we just learned about Roulette on Wikipedia, 35 times your money is the most you… Read More ›
Unlucky Lucky Lottery Winner.
The Toronto Sun reports that a lottery ticket, worth a million dollars, purchased almost a year ago is about to expire worthless if nobody claims it near the one-year deadline. 3 Reasons We Think Someone Has Not Cashed The Ticket… Read More ›
3 New Names We Propose For Caesars’ Casinos In Wake Of Financial Troubles
Bloomberg reports that Caesars Entertainment Corp., owner of casino brands including Caesars Palace and Harrah’s may be “paving the way” for a “possible” “mid-January bankruptcy.” We suggest the following names for Caesars’ casinos. 1. Seizers. (This one is kind of appropriate if… Read More ›
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