CNN reports that in an effort to improve sales, McDonald’s is bringing chocolate-covered French fries to Japan. Since we’re all about helping giant corporations, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose For McDonald’s “Our new product department now being run… Read More ›
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KFC Opens All You Can Eat Restaurant In Osaka, Japan
Yahoo reports that KFC has opened an all-you-can eat restaurant in Osaka, Japan. For about $19, you can eat all the chicken and sides you want for up to 90 minutes. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Can we… Read More ›
McDonald’s Says No To Burger King’s “McWhopper” Idea.
CNN reports that Burger King asked McDonald’s to combine its burgers into a new item to be sold at a pop-up restaurant for World Peace Day. McDonald’s reportedly said “no,” but other companies have agreed to participate in some sort… Read More ›
If You Want Asparagus Water, You Are Going To Have To Shop Elsewhere.
Yahoo reports that Whole Foods Market has pulled $5.99 jars of “Asparagus Water” from a California store after a photo of the product went viral. Spoiler alert: the jars contained several stalks of asparagus in water. 3 Frequently Asked Questions… Read More ›
Applebee’s Apparently Think “Free” Is A Suitable Price For Some Of Its Food
CNBC reports that as part of a new promotion, Applebee’s is giving away free food. Specifically “sampler plates of its new sriracha shrimp and churro s-mores appetizers.” The second appetizer will be given away for dessert. As we always like… Read More ›
Whole Foods Mark-Up.
The Associated Press reports that Whole Foods Market has apologized for “unintentional” “pricing mistakes” in stores in New York. “How many mistakes did they make?” you ask, as you chew on some whole-grain naturally-flavored bubble gum. Well, according to the… Read More ›
Blackberry Ponders Changing To Android. Here’s 3 More Things We Wonder If They Are Pondering…
The Register reports that Blackberry is “pondering” installing an Android operating system called “Chocolate Factory” on its phones. What else could they be pondering? We have some guesses… 1. Boosting revenues by having kids sell chocolate baked goods on their… Read More ›
What On God’s Green Earth Are “Natural Apple Flavours?”
It’s time for another instalment of our “What In God’s Green Earth” series where we mock ridiculous-sounding #MysteryIngredients! Note in this Apple-Flavoured beer below that “apples” are not listed anywhere as an ingredient, but there apparently are “Natural Apple Flavours.”… Read More ›
KFC’s Latest Idea: Bring Back Colonel Sanders
CNN reports that KFC is launching a new ad campaign featuring Darrell Hammond in the role of the long-deceased Colonel Sanders. And it seems like just yesterday McDonald’s brought back a new Hamburglar mascot. (It was like that – check… Read More ›
Another 3 McDonald’s Mascots We’d Like To See
We’ve been writing about McDonald’s new Hamburglar and alternative mascots we’d like to see. Here are three more… I: McLazy. This mascot, which is basically a McDonald’s trash bag represents the real reason many eat at McDonalds: the Wendy’s drive-thru… Read More ›
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