Yesterday, we pondered what song Paul Ryan would use to enter WWE-wrestler style for his speech at the GOP Convention, after one of his favorite bands, Rage Against The Machine referred to him as “the embodiment of the Machine our… Read More ›
Comedy
Don’t Stop Believin’ Mitt Romney Will Get A Better Entrance Theme Song Than Paul Ryan At The GOP Convention
It will be interesting to see what songs Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney use for entrance or post-speech themes for tonight’s and tomorrow night’s GOP convention speeches. It’s hard to find a good entrance theme when most cool bands seem likely… Read More ›
NBC Reportedly Ending 30 Rock And The Office After This Season… Could It Be Worse?
According to USA Today, NBC will be ending the Office and 30 Rock this season. We at NotTheWorstNews headed to NBC’s web site to see if there were 3 objectively worse shows on America’s not-so-popular network. So here are: 3… Read More ›
3 Ridiculous Items Possibly Less Healthy Than Whatever You Ate Today
Great news! The 3 items depicted below may be less healthy than your last meal at the drive-thru. And for those of you who happened to eat any of these items at the “Food” Building at the Canadian National Exhibition… Read More ›
Dog Eats American Bills, So We Hope Those Rumors Of Traces Of Cocaine On U.S. Dollars Aren’t True!
Yahoo reports that a Clearwater, Florida beagle named Arnie O’Kelley has been eating stacks of bills from its owners over the past ten years. This past week, the dog ate $300 from the owner’s purse. 3 Worse Things A Dog… Read More ›
The Real Cause Of Global Unemployment Crisis: Too Many Women Putting Nicholas Cage Pictures On Their Resumes?
Yahoo reports that a Canadian woman applying to be an administrative assistant at York University, inadvertently emailed a photo of Nicholas Cage with a psychotic-looking grin instead of a cover letter to her potential future employer. Remember, potential new work force… Read More ›
Fireworks Show Accidentally Goes Off Early In A Possible Desperate Attempt To Be A Double-Entendre Joke Punchline!
CNN reported that a San Diego fireworks display meant to celebrate the Fourth Of July was unintentionally ignited early, resulting in the entire show lasting 15 seconds. For those who attended the event and feel short-changed, remember, it could be… Read More ›
NotTheWorstNews Seeks To Set Cal Ripken-Like Consecutive Comedy Blog Entry Record, Just In Time For Tonight’s MLB All-Star Game!
This is the 17th consecutive day that NotTheWorstNews has posted a comedic entry. Thanks to all the followers who have “clicked” like on various entries. This reminded us that Baltimore Oriole great, Cal Ripken, Jr., set the Major League Baseball… Read More ›
Pennsylvania Alleged Food Thief Less Ambitious Than Transylvania Alleged Food Thieves!
Yesterday we wrote about a massive alleged theft of garlic by men in Transylvania. Time to move on to another wacky alleged food theft in another vania, namely, Pennsylvania! The Huffington Post reports that a potato chip trail lead police to… Read More ›
3 Worse Things Than Getting Fired From Your Job Due To Your Religious Beliefs
We have selected our final entry to our challenge to readers to provide us with bad news, which comes from blogger List Of X, who recently wrote a funny entry on Mitt Romney math you should check out. List Of… Read More ›
