The Bleacher report reports that an anonymous person on the internet has suggested, using math, that it was highly unlikely that Baltimore Oriole pitcher Evan Meek would throw an 86.1 mile per hour fastball to Jeter, resulting in a walk-off… Read More ›
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Spoiler Alert: You Still Will Watch That Show If Someone Spoils The Ending
CBC News reports that according to Netflix, 94% of people will still watch a show or movie if a major plot point has been spoiled. Three Tips For People Planning On Spoiling Plot Points 1. Just because your Facebook Friends… Read More ›
First Man To Buy iPhone In Australia Drops It… Don’t Worry – Everyone is OKAY!
Yahoo News Digest reports that a man in Australia who was “the first person in the world to get a new iPhone” took it out of the box. And dropped it. In front of TV cameras. And it didn’t break…. Read More ›
Now You Know Where All Of Your Missing Socks Went.
Veterinary Practice News reports that a Portland, Oregon dog ate 43.5 socks, which were successfully surgically removed, resulting in a full recovery for the dog. You can view an X-Ray of the dog’s stomach here. 3 Questions That Arise From… Read More ›
Breaking: Panda “Fakes” Pregnancy*
QMI Agency reports that a Panda in China fakes pregnancy to get treats. Once the Panda stopped getting treats, it stopped acting pregnant. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Does this explain why a giant panda was parked… Read More ›
Three Laws We’d Like To See From Mayor Duke, aka the Dog Mayor of Minnesota
QMI Agency reports that a small Minnesota town has elected a seven-year-old dog as the mayor, beating out an apparent human corner-store owner. That’s right, Duke, a Great Pyrenees, is now the mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota. Now, here are three laws… Read More ›
If you want to visit this Irish town…. shhhhhhhhh!
QMI Agency reports that a bakery in a village in Waterville, Ireland has posted a signing banning “loud” American tourists. Reportedly part of the problems is that Americans are using the bathrooms and not buying anything. 3 Questions That Arise From… Read More ›
3 More Boring Inflight Movie Titles For The Fourth Of July
We continue our series on a British Airways inflight movie selection about a 7 hour train ride to Oslo that is being offered for viewing. So here are… 3 More Boring Titles For This Fourth Of July 1. Bored On… Read More ›
Macaulay Culkin’s Pizza-Song-Parody Band Booed Off Stage Twice In A Week
BBC reports that former child star Macaulay Culkin’s comedy rock group was booed off stage twice in a week. The group is called the “Pizza Underground” and apparently parodies songs by the Velvet Underground using pizza-themed lyrics. We assume somewhere… Read More ›
Great News, Readers, You Can Now Donate $5,200 To Everyone Running For Office!
CNN reports that the U.S. Supreme Court has struck down limits of how much people can donate to various political campaigns during an election season. Here’s what stays the same: you can still donate a maximum of $5,200 to your… Read More ›
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