CNBC reports that American Airlines and United Airlines are bringing back snacks to domestic flights. On United you may get a free snack called a “stroopwafel.” 3 More Dumb Airline Snack Names We’d Like To See Snoop Waft-Yo. These marijuana cookies… Read More ›
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We’re Not Done Delivering New Oreo Flavor Ideas!
As Oreo is changing things up with some new flavor we already forgot the name of, here are 3 more flavors we propose: Jerry Falwell, Junior-eos. These cookies are covered with icing featuring new Trump endorsements, but, not too… Read More ›
Another 3 New Flavors Of Oreos We Predict Will Be Introduced
Oreos are shaking things up with a new flavor – we have some suggestions of our own. Hillary Clinton-eos. Two delicious cookies with anything in between deleted – as allowed by law! Bernie Sanders-eos. There the same great Oreos you… Read More ›
3 New Oreo Flavors We Predict
CNN reports a new flavor of Oreos is hitting stores: cinnamon bun. Since we’re all about helping giant “food” companies, here are the 3 flavors we predict may hit shelves… Sarah Palin-eos – filled with the great taste of shredded… Read More ›
3 Reasons We Suspect Sarah Palin Endorsed Donald Trump
1. Since Putin seems to like Trump, this will will make her backyard barbecues more exciting when Putin strolls over from the Russian part of her backyard to the Alaskan part. 2. Foiled again by a gotcha question: “Who will… Read More ›
Ted Cruz Supporter Making Donald Trump Look Good
On CNN’s Erin Burnett Outfront tonight, a Ted Cruz supporter explained how Trump is a bad choice because he supported the bailout of banks during the 2008 financial crisis, unlike Ted Cruz. Burnett pointed out that all of the banks… Read More ›
McDonald’s Serving Chocolate Covered French Fries In Japan
CNN reports that in an effort to improve sales, McDonald’s is bringing chocolate-covered French fries to Japan. Since we’re all about helping giant corporations, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose For McDonald’s “Our new product department now being run… Read More ›
GOP Pulls Debate From NBC, Moves It To CNN
CNN reports that the GOP has moved the GOP’s Super Tuesday debate from NBC to CNN after complaints of CNBC’s (a unit of NBC) moderation of a GOP debate last year. The RNC committee chair had this to say: “While… Read More ›
3 Explanations As To Why Stock Market Is Falling
Yahoo Finance reports that the Dow Jones Industrial Average has fallen 1,400 points since trading began in 2016. Why is this happening? We have 3 theories: Hey, the Dow has fallen 11% since Donald Trump announced his candidacy in June…. Read More ›
Nevada Casinos Lose Money Six Years In A Row
CNN reports that due to declines in gambling, Nevada casinos collectively have lost money six years in a row. Since we’re all about helping big casinos, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For Las Vegas “What happens in Vegas stays… Read More ›
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